I reckon we're being overcharged for other things so swings and roundabouts.
This was my most listened song last year because i have my finger on the pulse of pop culture.
You are welcome, I enjoyed it so much! Safe travels 🚢🐖
Hey #Liverpool! Go see this, it's a hoot!
Shrinking has been my favourite show for a while now, it's just pitch perfect.
Ah jesus christ this means i still have to get up and go to fucking bastard work. I slept badly!!! Aaarrghhh!
It was so much fun I'm going again! Hooray!
This is exactly a guy i work with (Belfast). Won't tell anyone his girlfriend's name. Actually they got married and he didn't mention it or the honeymoon once when he came back. Weird AF!
Wow, Americans turned their clocks forward but we don't change ours in the UK until the end of the month! And they pronounce "tomato" as "elevator", and their word for "trousers" is "sidewalk"! So much for the special relationship! Also their government is a bunch of fascists.
I HAVE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS JOB HOLY SHIT
Thursday, warm sunshine, walking around in a t-shirt. Feels like forever ago.
well. you've got so many more dimensions than a 'comedian' so maybe that's why it doesn't fit right for you. it's like wearing a jumper that's too small. you just need a better fitting word.
Ed Sheldrake: Making The Horne Section Great Again since 2012(13?)!
What did it say on Ed's red hat? We couldn't see from the back!
I get ones for a stupid American and a stupid Australian for all sorts from hotel bookings to shopping receipts and optometry appts, tried to tell them both and still get them. All their shit now goes directly to the bin.
Yiz are three weeks early lol
Saw it in the cinema - beaut. Seeing Tim Key in a few weeks, cannae wait!
Er I'm not allowed to bring that in my carry on bag...✈️ I could drink it first i suppose and smuggle it in my body... it just might not be that pure when you get it out again 😬
Have some UNBELIEVABLY RARE Belfast blue sky.
me, every day of 2026
I FEEL THIS
Those snowboard girls are so cool! and they seem genuinely chill and down to earth also.
the theme and opening credits for starfleet academy are deeply underwhelming.
G U I L L O T I N E
"one-off" boutiques?
Too late! #Waterfox
Just buying some toilet duck in Sainsbury’s and remembered that the world is run by a cabal of paedophile billionaires.
something something widening gyre
In Belfast the buses used to have that computerised English accent mangling street names, now it sounds like a BBCNI newsreader. It probably is.
Losing the will here lads
