Billie was great. So good, I think we’ll go again tonight.

07.03.2025 20:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#champagneonaplane alert. We’re off to Melbourne to see Billie Eilish. Bring it on.

06.03.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t posted a pic of Prince Charlie (aka Pubcat) in a while. He occasionally disappears for a day which makes us worry we’re nearing the end… but he dodders around and finds the sun still. Keep rollin’

05.03.2025 07:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Venn diagram: purple circle labeled “incel”, blue circle labeled “excel”, overlapping area labeled “incorrectly assuming something is a date”

Know your enemy. *laughs in nerd*

15.02.2025 16:12 — 👍 1880    🔁 211    💬 32    📌 18

Tonight, Piper and I are sat on a grass verge outside a neighbour’s house, because it backs onto Charlie XCX in concert and we didn’t buy tickets. Summer of music.

06.02.2025 08:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what I haven’t thought about in a while? The Roman Empire. After all that hype, I’ve realised I’ve gradually stopped considering aqueducts. Weird.

04.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#amazing

01.02.2025 08:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Evenin’ all!

22.01.2025 08:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

21.01.2025 07:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I turned off Apple Intelligence and my phone appears to be more useful than it was. Turns out I don’t need prompting on how to live my life…

19.01.2025 08:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should post something to say hello. It’s me. I’m here. No champagne yet.

16.01.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0