𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑

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@orphan.quill.blue

“ GAH!! WHERE YOU COME FROM?!”

“ ‘Sup?”

@orphan.quill.blue

Sneak sneak sneak.

He’s gonna experience life and nobody is gonna stop him. Not even Cass. Not even his pops.

“ Okay fine! Train first. Then fun.”

“…..we have a long journey ahead of us.”

“ tell you what, you teach me how to better give those hands and I’ll teach you how to have fun. DEAL?”

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He’s just so happy to have the opportunity to form a sibling bond with Cass.

“ Okay Goku, Imma need you to chill for a second.”

“ Gul, we can train AND have fun.”

“ If you don’t watch it, yo body is gonna quit on you.”

“ Yep! Now watch.”

“ In front of a computer, duh.”

DRAGS CASS into a library and pulls up the ‘Rise of TMNT’ version. “This is one of the more recent versions.”

DRAGS her.

“C’mon! Let’s GOO!”

“ Pfft. Obviously.”

“ You ‘bout to get that two-piece combo and a biscuit. Prolly many times that.”

“ You coulda tried being more subtle about it.”

“ REALLY?! /YES/.”

“ I’m no expert at that but prolly not much.”

“ Oh trust me, he’s cat themed alright.”

“ He is. And he’s the Bronze Tiger.”

“ Oh! You aint seen nothin’ yet!”

“ Why does pops get to have all the fun?”

“ Was that guy checking out my DAD?”

Introducing

"What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?"

Freddy Smithersons

"Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -"

Aka

"Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!"

Gotham's Kitty Cat.

“ Actually, he’s a RAT. Except bigger and a ninjutsu master.”

“ Yes. And adoptive father in most continuities.”

“ And theyre teenagers but yes. That’s the basic jist & concept.”

“ No wonder you’re confused.”