Francis is my name. & (Jimmy on the beach)

HELP!?
Can you recommend a salt & pepper grinder set that lasts longer than 12mths.

Used every day for cooking & table?
I've gone through 4 sets in under 3 yrs.

Either the salt grinder mechanism corrodes or the pepper poops itself 😜
* Surely there's a hardy design that doesn't cost a fortune?

Did you laugh your head off? 😂🤣🤪
The human body is both amazing..
& hilarious..

*I realise how serious that must have been.
How are you now? 💞

Another Xmas coming up 👍🫶✊
Don't buy any fridge magnets..just in case..🤐😱 tee hee!

With my last surgery I looked up how to remove stitches ( after the wound healed) & removed them myself.
Saving me a trip into hospital.
( Dangerous places...hospitals. lol )
* No infection ⭐

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We grew this country through immigration. Almost all of us are immigrants or family of immigrants. But 47 is anti immigration of brown or black immigrants. If you are whiter than a sheet of bleached paper you are welcome. Follow and love your neighbors.

@lucierirala.bsky.social
Just got caught on your Starter Pack.
I've been going thru & clicking each account to follow as there are usually only half a dozen.
Not yours...🤪
Heaps of new ppl to follow. Ta!

I will do anything and everything I can for our children! My life and career have been all about children and public education. That will never change. Thank you @mlipsitt.bsky.social

Mob boss attacks female reporter again for her “attitude” and says he will ask his FCC commissioner to look into revoking her company’s broadcast license.

Sure. Maybe that was the exercise.
Stop the bleeding quickly.
Without access to super glue, clamps, stapler or other trained personnel to assist. 🤔
Surely you agree that single stitches, knotted at skin level is the least likely to cause infection.
Cut each below the knot to remove?

I've seen some great staple work.
One was clear across a patient's throat 😱 Looked like a zipper! 🧌lol

a black and white photo of a man with the words `` they 're probably watching me '' written next to him . ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words `` they 're probably watching me '' written next to him .

I made the mistake of thinking tv programming had reached it's lowest point more than 10yrs ago.
Nope!
*Joining Big Brother is a slew of travelling, cooking, game playing comedians.
*Fantasy Boob & Bulge Island.
*Old bloke test drives some wives..
*Back stabbing bastards surviving is 2 decades old.

Trump has more determined,
& virtually untouchable puppet masters!
He needs to consider that if he becomes dispensible!
* President Trump's Golden plane disappears in the Bermuda Triangle...
Entire family on board.
Among the wreckage, floating in a sea of orange face dye, was a red cap & a golf tee.

Spirit of Tasmania operator still insolvent, auditor-general says When asked about TT-Line's insolvency and whether he was "aware of anything that has made them solvent again", Tasmania's auditor-general has said "the short answer is 'no'."

TT-Line insolvent. Continuing to trade though, which is against the law. More headaches for the government. #politas

His Dad told him!

Dreamerica? is one word.
Cofefe 😄🔭 is one word ( plus emojis)
Loonytoons!! is one word yelled.
🦇💩🤪 no words left.

Chamber Orchestra, having found the right venue for their Xmas performance, weren't prepared for the crowd's moos!
* I can't order a coffee in six words or fewer!

Two single-bed mattresses propped against a wall in an alley. They're slightly bent over, resembling two people having a quickie.

Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions

There is a sketch of the Bathroom Intruder behind the newscasters and the male newscaster looks exactly like the sketch and the female newscaster is looking at him

Two cases about serious sex offenders?
Sadly, I stopped ordering from Amazon over a year ago.
I can't do it again..
But I can say I don't miss the constant buy..buy..buy notifications!
No Amazon! No Faceplant! No X!
Still have a voice & shop local..

2) While you pay $1,000,000 for a thieving pedo president to helicopter over to play golf!

Didn't CIA invent exploding golf balls to get rid of Castro?

Based on some thoughtful maths...
$50,000 car loan over 15yrs is about $103,600 in repayments for a 15yo car now worth between $2000 to $5000
(If it's still running. Add $10,000- $15,000 for EV battery replacement. Add also gov stamp duty, maintenance costs, insurance, rego..😱
Catch a bus!!!
(2

Heh heh!
Sneak hail!

Can we talk about Officeworks supplying asbestos contaminated play sand to schools

Or is the near silence cos Officeworks is owned by Woolworths

#auspol

#auspol #TasVotes2029

That's an argument about misogyny isn't it?
Who wants a leader that doesn't listen to the question?
That applies to almost every political leader...
EVER!

Did he hurt it shielding his face from cameras?
Scuttling away from questions!...

albo climate criminal promised to strengthen our broken environmental laws, instead he has weakened them. He rammed through laws in March which gave specific loopholes to the toxic Tasmanian salmon industry. Along with $30 million.
We need Change

#Auspol

Bye bye Bwana! Lol

USA Reagan
UK Thatcher
AUS Howard
#auspol

Sure. Have states responsible for themselves with thoughtful restrictions.
Get rid of Federal Gov which is expensive & obstructionist.
Replace with a multi representative Executive Council (Council of Elders?)
Including Aboriginal & civilian councillors.
Remove politics from country wide decisions.

Oo!
" Someone's had the Stylists in! "