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Bad Gifts and Good Parties January 6, 2026

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Dealing With It December 30, 2025

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Dealing With It December 30, 2025

Last column of the year and not the most hilarious but maybe you’ll like it anyway

Solving Christmas December 23, 2025

My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy

Solving Christmas December 23, 2025

My holiday gift to you, please read and enjoy

No Need to Argue (But We Will) December 16, 2025

We love this playoff but we don’t understand it
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Has God Abandoned Notre Dame? December 9, 2025

Has God abandoned Notre Dame

You decide

Has God Abandoned Notre Dame? December 9, 2025

Has God abandoned Notre Dame

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Pick a Lane December 2, 2025

On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin

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Pick a Lane December 2, 2025

On job-hopping and Lane Kiffin

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Let's Celebrate November 26, 2025

Thanksgiving column, quick read it before it’s too late

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Five Rules for Not Getting Stuck in Your Career November 18, 2025

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Winter Wonder November 11, 2025

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The One Job Not to Take November 4, 2025

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Food For Thought October 28, 2025

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The Tortilla Dilemma October 21, 2025

New column on the ethics of tortilla tossing and other important matters

The Best Job Not to Have October 14, 2025

If you’re offered a head football coach job I want you to take it. New column this week

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Free Lunch October 7, 2025

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Too Much Football TikTok News, Quiet-Firing and a New Dinosaur

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Sole Searching September 23, 2025

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Is Colt McCoy going to talk the whole game