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Middle-aged round chick Call me Kat ๐Ÿ† โŒ๏ธDo not repost pictures! โŒ๏ธ dick pics!

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Dieses Glรผckshemd ๐Ÿคญ

16.02.2026 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is really good, Joe! ๐Ÿ˜

16.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

16.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ

16.02.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good woman @ouizzi.bsky.social ! ๐Ÿคญ

16.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha! Oh, to have been a fly on the wall!

16.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are more interesting things to spot ๐Ÿ˜‰

16.02.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ouizzi.bsky.social and @monstrousjaffa.bsky.social 's pictures are always so creative! They took a comment of mine and turned it into this! Lacy knickers โœ…๏ธ Heels โœ…๏ธ Feather duster โœ…๏ธ Love it โค๏ธ

16.02.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Honestly Jaffa, didn't even notice they weren't there ๐Ÿ˜

16.02.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the correct answer!

16.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I think you're doing more than "stepping over the bar"! ๐Ÿ˜

16.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Can I repost?)

16.02.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha! You did it! *love* *it* *all* The knickers! The heels! THE FEATHER DUSTER! Hope you get some "use" out of it ๐Ÿ˜

16.02.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Das sind aber tolle Beine! ๐Ÿ˜

16.02.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You young people have no imagination these days! Don't wait for power cuts!

16.02.2026 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of Warhol, I was promised a Guernica portrayal... Just sayin'...

16.02.2026 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's one way to put it ๐Ÿคญ

16.02.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a good explanation! ๐Ÿ˜‰

16.02.2026 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all so tricky to navigate...

16.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See! This is why collaboration is good! ๐Ÿคญ

16.02.2026 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like riding a bike: it all comes back to you! ๐Ÿ˜‰

16.02.2026 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are few and far between!

16.02.2026 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how you want to start your Monday!

Can't wait to see what you and @ouizzi.bsky.social have whipped up!

16.02.2026 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, it's what used to be done to women to "prove" we weren't witches ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

15.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha! The bar is *low*.

15.02.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a post from a user called "sommertothill" which says:

My women followers often ask me for tips on how to test if a straight man is genuinely feminist enough to date, and at this point I'm like idk how about trying to drown him and see if he floats

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A screenshot of a post from a user called "sommertothill" which says: My women followers often ask me for tips on how to test if a straight man is genuinely feminist enough to date, and at this point I'm like idk how about trying to drown him and see if he floats 7.9K likes 280 replies

15.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're so polite. I love it! โ˜บ๏ธ *puts shoes on*

15.02.2026 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biathlon ๐Ÿฅ‡

14.02.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe you.

14.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a black ford hat eating a sandwich Alt: Chef/actor Matty Matheson is eating something really hot and has burned his mouth. Vapour escapes from his mouth. He's wearing a loudly patterned t-shirt and a black "Ford" baseball cap. His background seems to be a kitchen.
14.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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