Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸

Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸

@poofbirb.bsky.social

i am a very nice man with zero war crimes https://linktr.ee/poofbirb

2,430 Followers 1,089 Following 10,344 Posts Joined Jul 2023
34 minutes ago

He's always like that

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34 minutes ago

okay but what if they did

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2 hours ago

if they drop airplane bombs on San Francisco I'm fucked

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6 hours ago

how much would it cost to actually pay a huge crowd of protesters? I feel like it would cost a lot

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6 hours ago

the strait of hormogis

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7 hours ago

mister frog, put the turtle back on the phone

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13 hours ago

Jason is being a dick as always

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14 hours ago

fuck the troops

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14 hours ago

suck it, cagers

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15 hours ago

I wish I was a comma

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18 hours ago

guy and I used to do these all the time and i ended up shitting right in his mouth one time and we had to stop

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18 hours ago
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I would like to use my computer and books like this

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18 hours ago

hey

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21 hours ago

the wizardly ritual of small room congregation of quietude and witness a beholden fart

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23 hours ago

people ship things by truck all the time, but there's a reason that putting it on a giant container ship is cheaper by a magnitude or something

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1 day ago

my genetics made me eat a cheese sandwich

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1 day ago

i known these to be called fart pants

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1 day ago

clarifying questions swirling around your head in greater numbers until the air turns into a liquid

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1 day ago

I don't want to die from a bomb i want to die from something else

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1 day ago

how is he doing now I wonder did he start a Bitcoin

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1 day ago

I think in the future a computer is actually just a cloud

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1 day ago

is it badass tho

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2 days ago

Yes hello, if it isn't my friend the coiled spring that pokes your eye out of it socket

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2 days ago

alas, a poem from the top:

i am farting balls
out my ass
shit farting the balls out my ass
fuck

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2 days ago

we should all just use arch btw

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2 days ago

angel of the worm

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2 days ago

i like to hail satan constantly

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2 days ago

I’ve never puked my pants

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2 days ago

Which is worse, puking or shitting your pants

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2 days ago

i want a raccoon

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