Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ poofbirb

well why don't we just make everything a city then

05.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hello would you like to sit here in silence for 1 hour while I have a panic attack

05.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is this really considered a city

05.03.2026 07:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hey

05.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it could lean them against the walls around your house to sound treatment some areas

05.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smiling friends tv show

05.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nice

05.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smoke weed and make up words

05.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

sometimes they get the good spirits though. like the tiny baby lizards or something they can't do anything

04.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think if that was really poop he would be puking

04.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need one of these in my house

04.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you can measure the correct amount of water for your soup using the displacement of my nuts

04.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to say that the stock market is broken right now is a bit of an understatement

04.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"please babysit my tiny dog with separation anxiety for $100"

yes ok

04.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

interesting

04.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did someone upload dicks

04.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

anxiety is incredible it makes you want to go outside and Wack off

04.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

damn that reminds me about archlinux.org

04.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I assume that they are not wrong unfortunately

04.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wizard shit

04.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

give me $40 and ill let you explain it to me

04.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i like anything that is basically a cock

04.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

actually the war on Iran was started by Abraham Lincoln

03.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

yes

03.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

time to fart up a whole bucket

03.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"kill absolutely everyone who doesn't sucking our balls" is what I think he's trying to say

03.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

come to my house

03.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

there's one thing Jesus Christ was known for it's killing and Armageddon and death and satanic babysitting

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

03.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what happens when you're like 90 and you have cancer do you just die i think that's crazy

03.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope this 80-year-old person with cancer doesn't die soon. it would be strange and untimely

03.03.2026 17:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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