Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸ poofbirb

i will accept any and all accountabilities

06.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not now ok i am knitting a sweater

06.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

poor doglis

05.03.2026 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one man's minivan cassette toilet is another man's puke and cum fart hole

05.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

yea the big american cities are all tiny dinguses compared to some places i been in asia

05.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

well why don't we just make everything a city then

05.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hello would you like to sit here in silence for 1 hour while I have a panic attack

05.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is this really considered a city

05.03.2026 07:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hey

05.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it could lean them against the walls around your house to sound treatment some areas

05.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smiling friends tv show

05.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nice

05.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

smoke weed and make up words

05.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

sometimes they get the good spirits though. like the tiny baby lizards or something they can't do anything

04.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think if that was really poop he would be puking

04.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need one of these in my house

04.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you can measure the correct amount of water for your soup using the displacement of my nuts

04.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

to say that the stock market is broken right now is a bit of an understatement

04.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"please babysit my tiny dog with separation anxiety for $100"

yes ok

04.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

interesting

04.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did someone upload dicks

04.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

anxiety is incredible it makes you want to go outside and Wack off

04.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

damn that reminds me about archlinux.org

04.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I assume that they are not wrong unfortunately

04.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wizard shit

04.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

give me $40 and ill let you explain it to me

04.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i like anything that is basically a cock

04.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

actually the war on Iran was started by Abraham Lincoln

03.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

yes

03.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

time to fart up a whole bucket

03.03.2026 21:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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