Unrepentant Beast

I mean it from the bottom of my heart, just create for yourself first and then for the five people you keep captive in your basement.

WOULD JAMES CARVILLE AND GAVIN NEWSOM LIKE TO COME FORWARD AND EAT SHIT

That would require them to have a spine or some fight. :P

The world is burning.

So: Enjoy an aquascape in progress.

It's all I got right now.

Just. Go. Do. The. Thing.

Please.

We need you to do the thing.

23. :) You know which of my boys I like done. :)

The bins are a joy that way!

I need to go out hunting, it's been forever....

...but only after I've gotten rid of a buttload of other things.

The ice cream maker attachment is spiff!

Gospel truth: I could stop and start smoking Turkish State Monopoly cigarettes with no problem at all: American cigarettes were very much another matter.

There’s a reason outsiders bought that monopoly and killed their products: they weren’t as addictive as their precision engineered garbage.

There’s communities for gainers, where’s my furry “recapturing my body from dangerous obesity” community?

They got it in one look at that!!

How considerate he is to be hard at work catching dinner for his campmates. <3

Any bassoon representation is treasure! :)

I used that stuff to seal my IKEA case for indoor greenhouse purposes.

It looks like weatherstripping, definitely.

A tweet by plagiarist and useful idiot Benny Johnson: "Hi guys. I have just been handed official Alligator Alcatraz merch. I repeat, this prison has merch. Things are going insanely well."

showing off my free concentration camp merch. My soul is just out of frame, intact and not bound by dark blood rites to the eternal service of Moloch the Devourer

Say what you will about Trump threatening to strip citizenship from his critics and have immigrants put into concentration camps in a swamp, but he never did anything truly power-mad like forgive student loans.

George Carlin said it more succinctly and elegantly, but I'm not him, so I say: Every pet, no matter how beloved, is a tragedy, a bittersweet jolt of grief some indeterminate number of years in the making.

Rest in peace, Aziz, you will be missed.

I love it because it’s very elegant and simple, and also challenges you to think about how you interact with young people as well. It’s extremely effective.

Cuckold Nosferatu doesn’t even narrow it down enough!

A therapist I knew called that the five year old rule:

Don’t use language in your self-talk that you wouldn’t use when speaking to a five year old.

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

All the body positivity in the world ain't shit if weight impedes my health or ability to do the things I want to do: so I'm fixing my shit.

Please do add me, that would be wonderful! And I will try to keep my eyes peeled I'm just notoriously bad about catching breaks when folks open. :)

Hey, what does one need to do to get a ping next time you open? I love your work, but I'm bad at following bluesky closely. :(

Some interesting delusions on display on his part!

Goddamn dude, love your podcast but.

Goddamn.

I guess though you're really in the spirit of Jim Davis given the low effort nature of your quip, right? :)

OK, but that build. Ff. Love this fellow.

Goals.