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Shoppers at the Branson Walmart were stunned after a black bear wandered inside, picked up a can of bear spray, and accidentally sprayed it down an aisle before walking back out through the front doors. Several people were treated for coughing and irritation, and the bear was safely guided away.

-Sep 30: USDA releases guidance saying they can use contingency fund
-Oct 10: USDA tells states to prepare for lapse
-Oct 23: USDA deletes guidance saying they can use contingency fund
-Oct 24: USDA says it can’t use contingency fund
-Oct 31: Courts tell USDA to release funds
-Nov 1: no funds go out

Nancy Mace Loses It on Unpaid TSA Agents in F-Word Rant The wannabe governor reportedly unleashed an expletive-laden tirade on airport workers.

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Does anyone have a home remedy for the darkness within,
that is slowly overcoming your will to live?

I've tried apple cider vinegar.

You show up like a hurricane, all hungry-eyed and weather-stained
The clock forgets to tick, and I the same
I died the day you disappeared, so why would you be welcome here?
Ride the wind that brought you back away
No, you can't come in

NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TAKE DOWN FAT SATAN AND HIS DEMONS‼️

NOBODY IS GOING TO COME AND SAVE US, WE HAVE TO SAVE OURSELVES‼️‼️‼️

THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM IS TO SHUTDOWN COMPLETELY‼️

BY SIGNING UP HERE👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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et’s set aside this fever swamp hallucination, where Donny actually believes he deserves the Nobel Bestest President Ever Prize for “putting out” eight (now nine) wars. (fact check: fuck off.) instead, let’s focus on how Donny’s brain has gone fuckity-bye. listen to him ramble incoherently, and struggle to finish a single sentence without losing his train of thought. this is the clownish figurehead they put in front of the camera to distract us all with his dog-and-pony show, while Stephen Miller and Russ Vought and all the other sewer clowns run around in the background and do the actual work of fucking our country into oblivion. everyone knows this. it’s the worst-kept secret in Washington. meanwhile, every Republican Senator present at Donny’s Parking Lot Club luncheon, and every reporter watching from the wings, sits there with a grin frozen on their face, and pretends that all of this is normal, and acts like nothing’s wrong. hey, why should they complain? when the whole thing was over, they all got cool swag bags full of Trump-branded merch as a parting gift.

WHILE DONNY PUDDINGBRAIN BLITHERS INCOHERENTLY, HIS EVIL TOADIES ARE DESTROYING AMERICA, JUST LIKE HE'S DESTROYING THE WHITE HOUSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, IN WHICH I ONCE AGAIN LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nervmX

you know why we’re so convinced that the Epstein files are damaging to Donny? it’s because Republicans are trying so hard to keep them covered up. fucking duh, man. this isn’t rocket science. every time Holy Mike opens his weaselly lying mouth, he just digs himself deeper. what are you hiding, bro? every day that Adelita Grijalva isn’t sworn in just makes all of you assholes look even guiltier.

HOLY MIKE JOHNSON IS SO MAD BECAUSE THE PRESS WON'T STOP PESTERING HIM ABOUT DEAR LEADER'S DEAD PEDO BESTIE. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WEASEL. EVERYONE KNOWS WHY YOU WON'T SWEAR IN ADELITA GRIJALVA. DO IT ALREADY, YOU COWARD. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN TODAY'S POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nervmX THANKS