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i don’t understand why the past tense of a legal plea is “pleaded” and not “pled”. it feels wrong to me.

in an era of not knowing whether something was written by a human or a bot, i am genuinely proud of having a style of writing that is so shitty and full of emdashes that it's inimitable to any machine trained on basic grammar

ever just watchin' through marc maron specials and 2013 @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social sneaks up outta left stage?

tensors are biblically accurate vectors

strategy: make my style unlearnable by AI models by keeping it completely inconsistent and incomprehensible

i will give so much money to the first audiobook platform to add a “continue where you dozed off” feature

saw this and threw up in my mouth

popped open the windows VM for the first time in awhile and, admittedly, surprise seal when i needed it most won microsoft a few brownie points with me.

corporations trying to fencesit pride month under this administration

cracked open my college Canvas account for the first time since graduating a few years ago to find an old assignment and saw that i had 74 notifications

had to physically go find and touch my degree to make sure i did actually graduate

my partner is getting really good at flexing the ethos of her doctorate in biology

i know that meta represents the peak of bug-eyed move-fast-and-break-things bros who’d sooner gouge out their grandmothers eyes and prop them in front of a monitor than lose a single advertising dollar

but goddamn if smart glasses aren’t starting to look *kinda* cool

setting weekly notifs to come out on mondays always feels like the most straightforward solution, but there’s nothing quite like starting the work week off with all the new and horrible CVEs to make you want to bury your laptop and flee far into the mountains

nothing is funnier to me than hozier doing a 10th anniversary release of his original self-titled album that he recorded outside and releasing it as "feat. NATURE", like the birds in the background are part of another fucking band

if exclusive access to the Cadence of Hyrule soundtrack can't save nintendo's whackass music streaming platform, nothing can

capitalizing the second F in Firefox to let the world know that i will never be caught dead respecting a Brand

it's kinda fucked up that no OSS browser has the capability to remap keyboard shortcuts.

if i can't navigate my tabs with H, J, K, and L, i will set myself on fire(fox)

skrillex walked so that "Future World (A_Rival) - Cadence of Hyrule (OST)" could run

your friday night isnt popping off until you're blasting the bootleg rip of "Temple of Storms (Combat Glockenspiel Version) - Cadence of Hyrule (OST)" directly into your ears with the volume high enough to finally deafen you for the rest of your life

GitHub - mozilla-firefox/firefox: The official repository of Mozilla's Firefox web browser. The official repository of Mozilla's Firefox web browser. - mozilla-firefox/firefox

it's very strange to me that the iOS app for Firefox has 12,000 stars on GitHub, yet the FireFox browser only has... 350?

github.com/mozilla-fire...

YouTube video by Julius Pepperwood New Girl - Julius Pepperwood

god bless Pope Julius of Chicago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsSO...

lying on the ground after a bike accident and watching a car run over the headphone that came out of my pocket

the sequel to stardew valley is Microsoft Excel, where you make a spreadsheet for a second runthrough to minmax farm profits

some grad friends of Amanda’s recently invited us to chilli’s and i was skeptical at first. then we cumulatively slammed back like a dozen holiday margs for maybe $80 — gotta admit i was wrong to be skeptical, they kinda rock

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pretty crazy that the 2000s was the era of a hit band, the plain whiteys

pretty on-the-nose that Hims is an influencer peddled product for erectile dysfunction and Hers is an influencer peddled product for weight loss.

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

this is the last time i will ever open this app before 9am