Rachni Dad

"Iғ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ,
ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅᴇsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ɪɴ ɪᴛ ────"

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❝ As the stardust that made me, so shall I find my own light within. ❞

✦ Sometimes posts OOC
✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs
✦ Ships w/ good chemistry
✦ Will match RP style
✦ Casual & serious RP
✦ Friendly
✦ Writer is 18+

#MassEffectRP
#MERP
#Quarian

🔃appreciated!

“Now this face is back… why?”

-Not new to RP
-Not new to verse
-Somewhat updated pinned tweet.
- #DoctorWhoRP #MultiversalRP
-Written by @officiallymenow.bsky.social.
-Allons’y, #WritingWebs!

"𝐴𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑡, 𝐼 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑒𝑑.
𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛."

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∞ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎" 𝙾𝙲
∞ 𝚂𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜/𝙱𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛/𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔
∞ 𝟷𝟾+ 𝙼𝚞𝚗
∞ 𝚂𝙵𝚆
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𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣
↻ & ♡?

"I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs."

"Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."

#rachnidad #dadjokes

"Not much flavour, but it was 'ice' and soothing on my throat."

"I just ate a frozen apple. It was hardcore....."
#rachnidad #dadjoke #baddadjoke

“𝙱𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ⋯
⋯ 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝∙”

↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }

“...𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙴𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚣𝚣?”

༺ 𝔼𝕔𝕙𝕠, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℝ𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕣 ༻
༺ 𝕆𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝔻ℤ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕖 ༻

↻ & ♡?
{ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ }

"𝚆𝚑𝚘'𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍?!?!?!"
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✰ #FalloutRP ✰ #FalloutOC ✰ #SciFiRP ✰ #MVRP ✰
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[ 𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜/𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘 ⇣ ]

"Why did the picture go to jail?

-Because it was framed!"

"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet.
So far I've got 12 fridges!"

"How do you deal with a fear of spped bumps?

- you slowly get over it!"

"What isthe difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

-Attire!"

#rachnidad #dadjokes

// sorry for my absence the past few days. I've been sick and am exhausted from trying to fight it off.
Don't worry though, more terrible dad jokes are incoming!

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#legion #masseffect #geth

"Why do geologists hate their jobs?

- they get taken for granite."

// Since we have hashtags now, adding #MassEffectOC & #MassEffectRP to this post.

"From memory they didn't reproduce but both parties left the encounter pleased with the occurrence. It was quite enlightening to read the lengths that some authors will go to just to tell a story about sex."

// sometimes this is the way. These things have to be discussed!

"I tried to catch some fog, but,
I mist."

"You have just reminded me of a most peculiar story I once read about a spaceship engaging in sexual acts with another spaceship. Such a weird thing to write.
Spaceships aside, yes, perhaps we are all missing out."

"I was going to share a vegetable joke today, but it's too corny."

"I'm not buying this entire 'squeaky clean ship'-thing with the Flotilla's windows looking like /this/..."

#MassEffect #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #ME2 #PS5Share #MassEffectRP #MassEffectQuarian #Quarian #VirtualPhotography

"Why can't you trust atoms?

- They make everything up!"

"When is a door not a door?

- when it's ajar!"

"It is not just scarecrow, but essentially yes. The anthropormorphising of inanimate objects can be funny precisely because of the ridiculousness of the situation they are placed in."

"While you are right, I think you're missing the point. It was a joke.... you know... humour? It was a play on words. Being outstanding in his field suggests that he, the scarecrow anthropomorphised, did something spectacular, while playing on the fact that scarecrows do standin fields."