Tortured Warrior Poet

Grummz

This is just to say
I have drank
the breastmilk
that was in
the Blizzard icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby

Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
-Mark "Grummz" Kern

YouTube video by MLYP Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1

during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life

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timeline video:

Once people see the breast milk bottle in the vagina photo I think it’ll break the internet

The discord rules and is full of cool people. A great community

You funded a genocide, adopted Republican immigration policies, and made it clear that war criminals have a stronger voice than progressives in your party. You won’t win jack shit if you keep acting like the party you claim you oppose

phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness

Marijuana and Seinfeld. Never kill yourself

His whole existence is just trying to be a thorn in as many places as possible. So sad

grummz

Oh no. What is he saying

I want Colin Farrell to give a Cynthia Erivo-esque go-ahead to sing along with the music of the film Miami Vice in a crowded theatre.

white couple looking for a third: cracker want a poly?

Shrinking has been great this season

If an AI knew about a personal void caused by a video game because I complain about that often that I became a notorious figure I’d go live on an ice floe. I’d be beyond saving

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The strangest Grummz fan ever

Everybody be kind today. millions of Americans watching this football game are about to discover Jelly Roll for the first time and may need some time to process

Moana 2… more like Meh-ona 2

Holy shit dude this is pathetic

Proud member of the Poet Torture Society

A football player says "put me in, coach." The football player proceeds to bareback fuck his coach in the ass. The crowd goes wild.

Thanksgiving has been infected by the Woke Mind Virus

Elon Musk is a pedophile.

Anyone who says video games have gone too woke deserves to get beat with hammers until they are lightly damaged

Wicked… is good

Don’t post AI generated “essays” then if you don’t want feedback about how they are 100% AI generated.

If you want to be a writer, you gotta put the actual work in.

I put this “essay” into multiple AI detection services and it failed the human test every single time. Same goes for your other essays. None of my work ever gets flagged like this.

True honest feedback? You are not a writer. You can be a writer though if you use your own words and not AI to write something for you. Everyone starts somewhere, but do not start with AI. Let your actual thoughts and personality known instead of machine that steals other writers’ content