@sbmbruhmoments.bsky.social
Capturing the most epic moments on SpongeBuddy Mania that’ll make you say “Bruh” at the top of your lungs. Managed by @prezsquid.bsky.social and @hawkbitalpha.bsky.social.
BULLY THE CREEPER INTO OBLIVION!
25.07.2025 08:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Really makes you... think?
25.07.2025 08:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm not sure if what we needed to understand this post was a flashback, or a flash-forward, or a flash-sideways... but I do think it needed a flash
25.07.2025 08:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE: 500
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No one cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification
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PRODUCED BY SCHNEIDER'S BAKERY
25.07.2025 08:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[stares in Mississippian]
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BRING IT ON
25.07.2025 08:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The experience of being the world's biggest Epic of Gilgamesh fanboy
25.07.2025 08:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Name Richard Head, or suspiciously phallic-shaped student? Let's rumba!
25.07.2025 08:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Serious question: how do you go from *this* post, to all of the ones above?
25.07.2025 08:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I'm quite comfortable on my boy cot. Is that weird?
25.07.2025 08:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The fewer languages I know, the gayer I become. BAZINGA!
25.07.2025 08:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mayonnaise supply low
25.07.2025 07:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Starting a Kickstarter to send a shipment of 10,000 eggplants to Eddie Lampert's yacht
25.07.2025 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Reporting this scientific breakthrough to the Center for G4ry Prevention
25.07.2025 07:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Come on, OBAB, let a man dream!
25.07.2025 07:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does Bluesky even have the bandwidth for the amount of posts from this man we could share on here?
25.07.2025 07:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
DAB!
25.07.2025 07:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"That's his... gay face."
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These underpants have definitely slammed, many times
25.07.2025 07:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I wonder if hitting myself with these bracelets enough times would be enough to kill me?"
25.07.2025 07:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Fuck it. Some kinks *do* deserve to be shamed!
25.07.2025 07:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HAVE ACHIEVED SHONEN POWER LEVEL 87!!! MY SQUIRREL MUSCLES ARE NOW CAPABLE OF PUNCHING THROUGH SOLID CONCRETE!!! THE SHOCKWAVE FROM A SINGLE BLOW OF MY ABS FLEXING CAN SEND TREMORS RIPPLING THROUGH THE EARTH, CAUSING VOLCANOES ON THE OTHER SIDE TO ERUPT!!!
25.07.2025 07:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I, on the other hand, received an overcooked 20 piece McNugget with Szechuan sauce, delivered to me during a hiking trip in the outskirts of Penis Valley, Pennsylvania, where I was born in the closet of a burnt-down schoolhouse
25.07.2025 07:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Would a Mr. Combusto please report to gate B7? Your plane to Loudtopia is leaving.
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