@hawkbitalpha.bsky.social
One with the cringe and skies. Posting nonsense for 15 years and counting. Not stopping any time soon. 26 | He/They | Dinnerware enjoyer | https://tinyurl.com/hawkysuperstar
Dobby is freeeeeeeee
03.11.2025 19:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Twisted morning
03.11.2025 11:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Swing, batta batta, swing!
02.11.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Nobody wants to see Hawkbit anymore, they want Marshall, I'm chopped liver
02.11.2025 03:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
02.11.2025 03:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Pet the Denny
02.11.2025 03:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Some trick-or-treater trolling last night. First time ever visiting a Barnes & Nobles today. I found something pretty neat!
01.11.2025 19:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Round 2, here we go
31.10.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Found the store for the guy who forgets to pack, frantically gathers up all of his stuff in his hands 10 seconds before leaving, and carries it all through security
31.10.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Alright, I'm throwing up the white flag: after wandering between terminals to kill time in a 3-hour layover, I can now say IAH is one of the visually coolest airports I've seen
31.10.2025 18:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Am I... actually not hating Houston airport? The fuck?
31.10.2025 16:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I'm in the Concrete Jungle trick
31.10.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Walmartville, Arkansas, on my cousin's invite
31.10.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
NAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
31.10.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
HawkJusChillin
31.10.2025 12:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I could stay here for hours. And hours. And hours. And hours. And hou- [record scratch]
31.10.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
That went quick. So far, so good.
31.10.2025 12:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The journey begins!
31.10.2025 11:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Jeff Landry 'bout to learn the hard way that even southern MAGAs will want your head on a platter when you fuck up their state's golden football team
31.10.2025 05:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me, a month or so ago: "Maybe I should try getting at least a little bit into football for the first time, so I can rep my home team of LSU"
[a month later]
LSU:
brb brainstorming as many insults about Houston as possible just to post during my layover
30.10.2025 09:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Given my 15-year-or-so-long obsession with aviation, this might surprise some of you to hear: I haven't been on a flight of any kind in 10 years.
...yeah, well, that changes tomorrow. I'll be jetting off to Walmartville, Arkansas for the Halloweekend. Look out, IAH!
Ah yes, new and recent releases
06.10.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
In today's episode of "Wisdom of the Public Restroom":
06.10.2025 21:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well don't I feel stupid
26.09.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 26130 ๐ 6844 ๐ฌ 290 ๐ 145One of the first books I had to read for my college studies was a biography of not just Huey Long, but also his brother Earl, another governor in his own right. Lots of politicians today could do to learn from their example.
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Oh, and to anyone clutching their pearls, screeching "I'm never listening to another leftist again after this"?
You can take that and shove it up your ass. Don't lie to me and act like you were *ever* going to listen in the first place. If you were, you never would've liked Kirk to begin with.
"It is not that they are afraid of being convinced. They fear only to appear ridiculous or to prejudice by their embarrassment their hope of winning over some third person to their side."
โJean-Paul Sartre
