Colin Fry

Ahhhh, those eyes…

This is how stupid superstitions start 🤣

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From the sea to the river,
Palestine’s not a sliver 🖕

Tyson doesn’t know the difference between tea and coffee. I doubt he could comprehend a restraining order.

“But she’ll miss out on all this!?” 😂

Does Steph have green hair to keep Tyson away? 😏 #AfterTheDinnerParty #MAFSAU

Brook claimed she was given (and drained) two bottles before her final dinner party.
#mafsau

LOLs at Julia’s ‘Confidence and Charisma Consultant’ label every time it was displayed. #mafsau

Norbit mastered that stare

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

Flushing wipes saves you the embarrassment of handing them directly to this guy whose job every day is to pluck out your flushed wipes from the resulting blocked sewers.

I saw a Valentines Day ad for a blood and urine absorbing pad to protect the mattress Enjoy sleeping on the couch…

The early TOKIMEKI UI

TOKIMEKI celebrates its third anniversary today! 🎉🎉🎉
Three years ago, Bluesky was still in its infancy and only had an iOS app. As an Android user, I could only post properly by creating a web client.

A diagram showing how a 2 minute delay to an active travel trip reduces the accessible area from a 15-minute trip by 25%

As I was made to wait 2.5 minutes to cross a road this morning, let's again do the maths simple.ghost.io/lets-do-the-...

Good advice, it seems. Julia hooked up with a woman last year and has “never been happier”. I wish her well, unlike my feelings for most people on this show. 😏

If he picks right, Tyson could find a submissive man who brings feminine energy lol

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They would possibly have to pay royalties for the music. Or maybe they hope you still haven’t seen it by the reunion episode. There’s a blurred version on Daily Mail’s site.

It would make much sense if the client apps would use the phone’s photo library caption as alt text. It would save much time copying and pasting.

When the synopsis really needs a spoiler alert…

In a bedtime story to scare Young Liberals, you used to be able to live (frugally) on Austudy and could walk into one of many suburban offices and just fill out a form to get it.

I’ve got some I haven’t used to spare

I bet it was nice to live in one of those years or even decades that future history books barely even bother writing about.

“I want a clown … No! Not that clown”

The 3-minute timer is appropriate then 😂

That was perfect!

He is a millionaire working in real estate.

Ah, true. Mormons like marrying in Utah, even if foreign.

Seems fair after the vet 😀

Do alpha males get ganged up on by total strangers? #mafsau

30 days being the minimum (well, calendar month in QLD) between signing the Intention to Marry forms and the wedding, Tyson whisked his chosen woman straight from the airport to the marriage celebrant.

That’s as near as you can get to Married At First Sight in the real world in Australia. #MAFSAU

The ink came off the photo of Andrew Tate that Tyson was kissing 😂
#MAFSAU #Mafsaustralia