@jessebarnett.bsky.social
Record promoter, photographer, Boston sports fan, tech geek, husband, dad... not always in that order. Won't hesitate to block here.
Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
06.11.2025 21:16 β π 36394 π 7965 π¬ 1580 π 733
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
06.11.2025 18:30 β π 3587 π 565 π¬ 148 π 108A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
05.11.2025 23:00 β π 13896 π 2335 π¬ 114 π 89Hello. Tariffs are taxes. Can I be on the Supreme Court now?
05.11.2025 15:15 β π 2399 π 220 π¬ 77 π 5Normal People Donβt Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
05.11.2025 02:09 β π 15983 π 2993 π¬ 63 π 52
AOC to Riley Gaines: Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldnβt have come in fifth.
Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
27.10.2025 22:06 β π 6460 π 873 π¬ 121 π 60California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you.
Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide.
So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.
A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I donβt know who the hero woman is or the photographer
ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.
Make statues of this.
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
21.10.2025 22:12 β π 29641 π 5794 π¬ 1573 π 367
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
21.10.2025 04:18 β π 12087 π 3216 π¬ 219 π 184MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
18.10.2025 18:49 β π 36218 π 8078 π¬ 604 π 505π Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings
18.10.2025 17:22 β π 51525 π 12466 π¬ 1040 π 871
Times Square
18.10.2025 15:37 β π 11282 π 2505 π¬ 91 π 134So let me get this shit straight. Y'all are... (checks notes)... pro-fascism and pro-king?
16.10.2025 19:17 β π 2091 π 377 π¬ 64 π 21No one in my group chat says βI love Hitlerβ and I donβt hear people in the locker room saying βgrab her by the p*ssyβ maybe weβre not overreacting what if youβre just a POS.
16.10.2025 10:54 β π 92 π 9 π¬ 0 π 1Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
15.10.2025 00:46 β π 32341 π 9888 π¬ 895 π 485
*in the most matthew slater voice*: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAAAAA
14.10.2025 02:28 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
13.10.2025 17:58 β π 23920 π 4892 π¬ 1539 π 1808
Protester in frog costume stands in front of tank (meme of Tiananmen Square βTank Manβ)
Portland, OR, 2025
12.10.2025 15:29 β π 6379 π 1322 π¬ 124 π 73
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
PORTLAND: βThe frogs are multiplyingβ
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
Just 'cause it has to be said every now and then.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
Start spreading the news...IT'S YANKEES ELIMINATION DAY! youtu.be/jY4sz9qykBw?...
09.10.2025 02:40 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0big papi gleefully yelling βDAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSEβ over and over again sitting right next to jeter and arod will always bring me immense amount of joy
09.10.2025 15:47 β π 39 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0The New Zoo Revue is coming right at you motherfuckers!
08.10.2025 16:28 β π 514 π 71 π¬ 20 π 4
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
07.10.2025 23:29 β π 56605 π 21247 π¬ 1749 π 1254
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
βIt is easy to lose sight of the real stakesβ in this government shutdown, the editorial board writes. βPresident Trump is seeking to deprive millions of Americans of their health insurance, and Senate Democrats are refusing to acquiesce.β
BREAKING: Just hours before the fiscal year ended, a federal judge in R.I. has ordered the Trump administration to preserve $233 million in FEMA funds it attempted to abruptly steer away from 8 blue states.
Without that order, the states would've lost the money at midnight.
