congratulations to nba2k's michael b jordan for his oscar win
The “president of basketball” has taken up so much space in my brain over the past 8 years that i forgot MBJ was the star of this thing and not Coach K
let's not get carried away, hes got no handles and that shot was all arm and no wrist, get swatted shorty
(keep being good at politics though that rules)
somewhere on the internet this man has posted “ball don’t lie, unlike females”
posting my “imagine if he stayed” about marcus smart tn
If you can jump from exactly between white and red without touching either it’s 6
this is my president
go goats
The Pokopia Pokédex entry for Oddish says it has a different scientific name which raises WAY more questions about how the damn scientific community in the Pokémon universe works
@nomansbsky.bsky.social tssk
Now more than ever:
Trade Tatum
this is a joke at those comedians’ expense. the “influencer” referenced does not exist. you’re supposed to stand on top of a soapbox, not put it over your head.
man if you're gonna put a thing like "beware of sarcasm" in profile you really gotta keep your own radar up before mashing out something like this
You all hereby have permission to create an AI of me when I die. Just make it real weird. Everyone involved in the project gets to add one (1) extra lil quirk and then you can all fight about who did what to me
More stories from AHL hockey in person: arena music going from Lee Greenwood directly into Dropkick Murphys 👌
Buying this to put Lavender Town on loop inside a wall like a Halpert prank
[resisting pointing out every minute flaw and downside] hell yeah
I'll let you watch it
I hadn’t noticed the boards get changed when it happened live lmao
@cjzero.bsky.social check in on the Lightning/Leafs game at 3-0 for a fun empty net sequence
flips
Hey I’m registered Independent just because 15 years ago I thought “well why would I pick a team, I can vote however the current needs dictate” and this all sounds good to me
The sound he made when he checked back in with himself the second time made me cackle aloud in a way the internet has mostly broken me of
This is a rejected Good Place Tahani namedrop gag and I won’t believe otherwise
I think Bluesky is close-enough caught up on Sports Juice. Stuff like @cjzero.bsky.social and the @defector.com folks.
youtu.be/AAZEcg8NLtM
I should grow up someday and use a real picture like some linkedin asshole I guess
alright hold on i'm gonna fix the dunk contest
Run Price is Right style games for the right to do a move that goes in a good dunk. Wanna throw it to yourself? Gotta play Plinko for it. Through the legs? Name the price of that detergent. Then you get one shot at it and only move on if you nail it.
Wow @pablo.show scooped that LeBron is going to make the Lakers leave him unprotected in the upcoming expansion draft so he can headline the new Vegas team
Goddamn I forgot how much Timbaland spent this album cracking his knuckles for JT
Peak Darkchild audacity
