Captain Neon❔️

Captain Neon❔️

@captainneon.bsky.social

Inspired but Tired | 27 | Story Writer, Digital Artist and Ultra Genius (but don't test me on that last one)

32 Followers 54 Following 339 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 week ago

Im gonna need bluesky to be a little more edgy, I cant take this much miquetoast opinion pieces and irl politics

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3 weeks ago

Bro my stroke any% been killin my belly muscle

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1 month ago

Oh thank god it was just a homie doing a medical prank

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1 month ago

Nah, I get it

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1 month ago

I hate them i hate them i hate them why do they have an actual creative monopoly on almost all creative jobs (def all entry level, as if there were such a thing)

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1 month ago

The American Experience means that when I can feel my heart squeeze in a weird way that hurts, I just gotta be lile "damn, ow"

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1 month ago

TFS Guardians of the Galaxy does sound like a hard pitch, but idk I'd watch an abridged version of Marvel's GotG animated show haha. Probably would be a hit to the revenue unfortunately, if not a nuclear bomb of copyright claims

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1 month ago

His name? "eeeeeeeeeeee"

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1 month ago
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a man in a pirate costume is sitting in front of a computer ALT: a man in a pirate costume is sitting in front of a computer
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1 month ago

Bro that is Nice Peter from Epic Rap Battles of History

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1 month ago
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Felt rust so I wanted to sketch a Haley Williams with tats i love her

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1 month ago

In my mind, you're like; The Anthology Guy, so that checks out

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1 month ago

What a string of words!

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2 months ago

Not before looking wistfully into the IMAX slow zoom to the tune of "See you Again"

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2 months ago

Wait how are you pronouncing benamy? Is it Ben-Amy, or is it all french like Benami ohoho oui oui

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2 months ago

*Kid's

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2 months ago

I know that kods really financially benamy over right???

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2 months ago

Just Watched Jack Black's 'Dear Santa'

It was actually really bad haha.

Handles a very serious subject completely tastlessly, and is so severly poorly written, Im kind of stunned that it made it to screen, but I imavine thats because they had Jack Black locked in as the Antagonist

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2 months ago

Who up daviding and conquering

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2 months ago

Thats why I left last year haha

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2 months ago

Could happen to anybody really

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2 months ago

Grok shall scrape peak content no longer

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2 months ago

O nao what happen

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2 months ago

Hide your couches ladies and gentlemen

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2 months ago
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a woman is sitting in a crowd of people and says `` you can 't sit with us '' Alt: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people and says `` you can 't sit with us ''

How can I convey to bluesky that I love small artists but I DONT wanna see any more inflation fetish furry diaper weirdos, if I am describing YOU, then see the following

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3 months ago

I am very seriously 🤏 this close to throwing my google home mini out the window, going all the way outside, and finishing the job on the lawn with a two handed broadsword.

For clarification, im attempting to use it as a desktop speaker via bluetooth, which is a stupid thing to do in the first place

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3 months ago

Omg its snowing there

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4 months ago

Went to sign in to the old bird app to cross post my new video and this stupid shit just straight up doesnt work anymore I cant sign in, and all the prompts to ask you things are delayed now so they pop up randomly and get you to tap them ohhhhhh elon you stupid fuckin prick I hate what youve done

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4 months ago
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

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4 months ago

I got my ID renewed, should I eat my old one?

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