Seb

Put me on indeed cause I be filling her openings

Duck Hannibal Buress be like “quack”

Gamer bois call their refractory period a “cooldown”

She Robin my Williams till the genie is summoned

None of my coworkers know any silly songs with Larry and it’s really fucking up my vibes

You’re in her DMs I’m sucking her toes in the parking lot of a Kingdom Hall

Omg ummmmm god I might still have to pick keys of life even tho hotter than July is my current obsession

What if we gave dobby Ayawaska

You’re in her DMs she’s spilling miso soup in my bed. We aren’t the same.

So is there a pansexual month or we just hopping on with bi like when I don’t want to have an in-depth conversation lol

Me playing a gig hosting a blues jam: *gets very high*

Every 50+ yr old yt woman in the building: “we must invade his personal space”

Living Labubu loca

Kinda accidentally circumcised my thumb yesterday chopping garlic

If I was athletic what sport would I play? None. Out of spite.

We don’t tell white men they aren’t funny enough

I knew if anyone replied to this is would be you

Is that a cannoli in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

I’m making coffee for my stuffies call that a la-brew-bu

White people don’t call any band that has horns jazz challenge. Difficulty fucking impossible.

People are just gloves that can walk

Tell this Gracyn bitch to take off the tree skirt damn

Can they make an IUD with four strings so bass players feel more at home?

I want a zyn but it’s caffeine instead of nicotine and I want it to be oatmeal raisin flavor. Or possibly grape. Lock tf in big caffeine.

I’m a persnickety ass bitch

The Les claypool glaze is insane

MGK day? 2 Chainz feature on no problem is better than his whole catalog. Pure Cleveland bullshit

I wonder how much JID had to pay Eminem to get him to rap for 45 minutes on animals part 1

I bought a MIJ P bass for less then people are listing their USED MIM P basses on marketplace. Not to even mention brand new ones. And it might be my fav bass I own. Take those 80s MIJ basses serious brother.

I be onstage farting

My body: *on a gig playing pink pony club or sm shit*

My brain: “black card party in the backyard shawty got the black bra showin tatted up ass fat enough she a bad bitch and she already know it”