wangless 🐈

"Yes I recently had my bloodwork done and nothing is wrong or out of normal range, how could you tell?"

Doctor office receptionists POV (they are sick of me):

Vet day for Winnie the trooper. He’s such a chill guy, I’ve never had as chill of a cat.

I'm half Canadian and I hate having to explain why, once again, we are being collectively lame and shitty to them for no reason.

I regret not buying the enormous Pikachu 😔

Me when I check gaming news and the only stories are about layoffs, studio closures, game delays, all when there are record profits.

Having a green tea life crisis stage and it’s pretty tasty pinkies up ☕️

Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii is such a stupid name, and I love the idea of stupid things for fun and enjoyment. Also you can have a pet tiger so that's worth buying it alone.

You can’t tell me bro isn’t smiling

How the constant state of "breaking news" which reveals some new federal government horror has found me:

Today's poem by Michael Joseph for his cat Charles.

The world may feel like it’s on fire but at least we get Tony Hawk games remastered every now and then

Little Winston is growing up so fast :,)

Finally I can thrive and my steakhouse can be separate of Ruths.

(My name is Chris and most importantly not Ruths)

Bad game? Laid off.
Good game? Laid off.
Exist? Laid off.

The bottom line has ruined too many creative projects, I hope whoever thought this was a good idea to do is also laid off.

Versa grips are so helpful for my workouts - great for anything where you notice wrist and forearm fatigue as a limiting factor - do yourself a favor and get them if you lift weights :)

Neptune 2.0 teaser // #VALORANT

"blub blub"

Too many cats?

Lego tuxedo vs. real Tuxedo

Batman the animated series at the gym goes hard for cardio distractions because no matter how tired you get all you have to remind yourself is that you’re literally delusional and also Batman

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Anybody else reaching the part where Rage Against The machine doesn’t seem like it’s going far enough?

Absolutely mogged the waitress at Din Tai Fung with @papakenzie.bsky.social today happy Valentine’s Day

My cats help remind me that while the world seems to be ending, there are always lots of small things to enjoy if you take a second to look around :)

POV I need your help spotting me at the gym.

When you mog on the teams call but they tell you we still have to touch base after you proved you’re a sigma.

Tired of it being 30 degrees and dark for 18 hours a day -_-

Winnie updates: bro is a cheerful ham sandwich at around 3 months old #catsofbluesky #meow #kitten

There were four cleaners: soap, degreaser, disinfectant, and glass cleaner.

Why did one person not vote for Ichiro? He’s the only thing keeping me from giving up on the idea of the Mariners as a whole. The absolute goat.

so now that "woke" and cancel culture and all that is dead and buried... can we get the ELLEN SHOW back on tv now???