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@fredhikes.bsky.social

I hike, bike, serious Parks & Recreation volunteer. Reads books! 🚢πŸ§ͺ Training. Service to others. Avocados! Vegan! πŸ‘½ β™₯ Restores contaminated water β™₯ Emerging infectious diseases. Rapid CBRN response. Embedded infrastructure C++ Signal Zero. Masked vigilante

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And our cult loons wonder why they can't get a woman to touch them

27.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate cops. Hate them. Yet the shit they have to deal with every day is stunning, the screaming insanity of violent, stupid people yelling in their faces inches apart. Many cops deserve it, most cops do not

27.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A hiker, lawyer, and ranger walked through Yellowstone when they saw a huge bison standing on the trail.
The hiker whispered,
β€œWe should back away slowly.”
The ranger said,
β€œWe should give it at least 300 yards.”
The lawyer adjusts his tie and said,
β€œDon’t worry β€” I’ll sue it for blocking the path.”

26.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a Mexican flag sticker on the back of my car. I need to get a photo. Ice nazi fishing. Though my white skin is no protection against Republican terrorism

26.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop using ai to create your post texts. Stop saying "we are excited to" that is a lie, a marketing shit phrase.

26.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One can not correct or educate a climate denier. It is literally impossible πŸ™…

26.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have copies of that song, stolen from you tube

26.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

:) The Democrats are shitting losers, they are Wall Street fucking parasites equal to the Republican Nazi Party. Useless. They suck Trump cock right along side MAGA

25.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Betty White getting some at 80 years old :)

25.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nazis do the same as Cartel hitmen -- the Nazi "forgot" to mention that the Nazis are Nazis

24.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Hold me closer, Ed! It's getting dark!" <cough><cough>

24.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:) It was a good movie, Cannibal Women of the Avocado Jungle, and reflects what most of the country's men thought of Southern California at the time :)

23.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Colleagues Achkinazi, Williams, Konuparamban, and Chase doing it with a 6 foot crosscut :)

23.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's see if Officer Friendly has eaten his Wheaties this morning!

23.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:) It's like a dream :) If one can get away from humans for a week just hiking where they are not

23.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:) Ergo the cannibalism from San Fernando all the way to San Diego :) The Avocado Belt :)

23.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jinx :) He was a street cat and did not like humans much, but he walked in to Jade's life from out of the blue, he chose her for his new family. He was later struck by a car, had a leg removed yet has seemingly no difficulty getting around. Cats seem to know which family to choose

23.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"If that means having sex with him and then killing him, sure!"

22.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adore concept of California women eating men with our local avocados! Perfect. And it's not just "left of center feminists" that should be eating the men with avocado dip. All our women should be cannibals to reduce our traffic congestion problem, as a start, to eliminate the fascist male Patriarchy

22.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Holy National Geographic! And I do mean 'graphic!'"
-- Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

22.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Is it possible for men and women to co-exist in peace."
-- Elvira presents "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death"

22.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cutting up, collecting, hauling down off of the #hiking trail, something like 1000 pounds of old metal fencing from many decades past, cleaning up the watershed. #Volunteers do far more than just repair trails, we are trained to be able to competently complete many tasks with safety

22.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Water line break at the recreation space's toilet, a human or a bear broke the sink off so it was sitting on the ground. Pedro re-hung the sink and cut the pipe, while flowing, and installed a ball valve that should have been installed 30 years ago

22.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is better to know that way you can plan for the inevitable

22.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it started: I'm Paul! I can fix anything!

How it ended:

22.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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:) I like this :) I really like getting training in a broad spectrum of subjects that cover working on public lands and working with the general recreating public, helicopters, medical call outs, drunks, missing hikers, lost children, ground fires, yet the _basics_ need refreshing also

21.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

20.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enslaving other creatures for the sadistic pleasure of filthy humans

19.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have Sandra where Paul wants her!

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19.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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