Last of the Brunnen-G

The reform party nativity scene.

No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.

And not a wise fvcking man in sight…

Ok, it’s 23:18 and it’s the first time the fireworks have stopped. They’ve been a constant noise since 6pm

There’s the odd pop here n there.

Is it time for us to have a sensible discussion on fireworks?
Public display only or non-bang ones for sale to public?

AH!

Dishwashers exist primarily to make living with traditional dinner ware easier. It's the anti-single-use-item machine.

The pods are like "but what if we force some single-use items into your routine?"

I think that's why I hate them so much.

Modified image of a duo pump l'oreal serum (one side a warm white serum, the other a warm golden brown serum in glass container, gold plastic top with two outlets). "Nettoyage, les duo, pour les plats" (cleaning, the duo, for the plates) purposefully strained use of the french language.

I hate them because of the build up of weird vinyl boogers in the machine (also consumerism, so much consumerism).

They are missing a trick though, should do a l'oreal and make a near-pointless duo pump, a big one that can be refilled, with no vinyl boogers and looks super fancy 😁

God loves it, they love drama. The Bible is basically a salty gossip blog. God sent friends to Sodom and Gomorrah for a good time, then when they didn't get sodomised or gomorrahised because cock blocking twink Lot, they called god & 5 mins later everything was on fire.
Literally drama everywhere!

Giving a virtual hug to everyone else dealing with body image issues. It's not fair.

Hard & hung
#JasonDuval

Internet access and birthright crap really screwed Debbie up. Better to stay silent and thought ignorant, than to post batsh*t on main and be thought a gen*cide enabling, racist, Trump-adjacent schmuck posting burntout trash can selfies on IG.....

Somewhere Megan Mullally is doing a Karen Walker cackle.
Who would blame her, Debra really screwed over a lot of people with her hard right turn, and basically got nowhere.

Still, like any mediocre clown she is giving us a show at least, a crap one, but at least we didn't have to pay to see it...

It's ok to be over it, take time for yourself. If you can't, then use spite, it's a powerful motivator that helps me avoid the depths of despair. I hope things improve for you

Give me a #StarTrek opinion that will get you disrupted:

Time travel is too heavily relied on, it often ends where it began and makes every impactful decision reversible

In other words, politicians are acting as though it's business as usual, and that needs to change. General strikes, more unions, more legal action and boycotts. No peace for the rich and powerful, until the most vulnerable can sleep comfortably at night. Full stomachs, warm houses and representation

"Wealth Creation...... I hear this term falling out of ministers mouths at the moment, it's become one of those irritating phrases politicians use when they are incompetent schmucks with limited creativity. Phrases like: "difficult decisions" - for you mostly, and the most vulnerable, not the ones who's bank balance needs to be truncated it's that large "in the round" - to consider an issue comprehensively, but actually only focus on taking away the bit vulnerable people need to survive "It is right" - Precedes a reprehensible policy against vulnerable people, inferring it's a moral act, rather than the cowardly act it really is "fiscal responsibility" - an excuse to take away support for vulnerable people, whilst pretending there aren't other options "black hole" - when a minister doesn't know how the country's finances work, they use phrases they also don't understand to push harmful policies against vulnerable people "Wealth Creation" - but only for those already filthy rich and only by raiding your labour, wallets and lives of vulnerable people "Growth" - not for your wages, but definitely for your costs "rules based order" - they don't use this one anymore, as they are the most prominent rule breakers It's the opposite of knowledge, listening to them feels like a loss and you were better informed before they started speaking. The consistent target of nearly all these phrases are the vulnerable, marginalised and more recently the retired. Labour seems to enjoy targeting the vulnerable, even more than the Conservatives. This government is like a horror film, where we're tied to a chair in a darkened theatre, as someone emerges out of the shadows to torture us. It's Kier Starmer with an hour long speech, Lisa Nandy as the gaslighting side act, Cooper making sure we can't heckle, Lammy in the wings with the modern day axis powers and the rest of the cabinet filling the room with white noise.... The show nobody wanted, but everyone is paying for."

The vulnerable, the marginalised and the working poor are targets of governments in the UK/US. Those same governments are packed with lobby bought shills, people who endorse gen*cide, peddle weapons of mass death and allow industries that are destroying the climate, the economy and the people...

Oooh some shiny cards, just make sure they don't become soggy or slimy cards... 😬

Living in the UK, where public toilets are as rare as unicorns. I look with envy at a place that has so many they frolic in the woods....

I went to a place and felt pretty :)

#LLAP

Pon Farrness 😁 hope you had a great time.

I'm not part of the circle...
To be fair, I'm normally the one in the middle, sore eyed, cloudy tears all over my face and muttering "oh, what a world, what a world".
So it makes sense

Hectogamy for me, if it doesn't need a spreadsheet, a wall with red string going all over the place and DnD dice to determine who stays on..... Why bother? 🤷

Iconic scene from Rocky Horror Show as Dr Frank'n'Furter picks up an electric carving knife and exclaims "it's a rather tender subject" about the food

Aga's are a convenient way for rich people to burn all that excess money they stole, extorted and hoarded.

Luckily, eating the rich is as enjoyable and safe cold, as hot. Now, everyone tuck your napkins in and don't ask where the food comes from...

I would pay good money to watch a Lwaxana spin off, where we see her early career and life. Epic rivals, outfits even a drag queen would think too much and lots of razor sharp wit.

The (Star Trek-themed) vibe I bring to the party:

All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall, lean in & whisper "I'll do your housework."

Pinned down and dug out by @hugeajax.bsky.social 🥵

Loeb invoking alien influence when he stubs his toe or misplaces his keys...
It's hard to know if he actually believes what he's saying, or if it's a cynical way to grab attention and inflate his ego/bank balance. Maybe both, he's been doing it a while

Somewhere in that one secluded bathroom of the lecture hall that no one ever goes to 😌

Continuing silence from the government about the SC ruling and the EHRC 'guidance'.

Are they hoping it'll all go away? thus leaving us all in limbo - unable to use male OR female toilets. Sitting on segregation.

I won't let them. Who's up for ensuring we 'don't go away'?

They should have been deviled, but the guys from grindr never turned up to do the stuffing. Waste of eggs, time and future rectal continence 🥚😬

I had an interview mysteriously cancelled on the same day the latest *concerned citizen* emailed my employers about my other job.

Anyone over the legal age can make up their own mind, as I've always maintained!

Might be unrelated, it happens. Just remember #SexWorkIsRealWork #Love

I had similar issues, it can weigh on your mind, but it shouldn't. Those 'concerned citizens' are likely viewers who aren't paying the fee and still think they are owed more than just a show, they want you cowed and controlled. Even if they got what they want, they'd still be unhappy. You won't be ✊