This jitte cracks eggs
Kirk is gonna become a synonym for killing and in like 100 years some kid will make a joke to their friends about how isn’t it crazy that the guy with the last name Kirk got kirked and then that kid will be teased as they weren’t aware of the origins of the word
Sonic the hedgehog got bottom surgery call that yonic the hedgehog
trying my hand at a comic inspired by mr. joshua pants, really happy with how it turned out
Did you know the rats in the capital of Hungary have the lowest morale out of all the world’s rats?
This is because they boo da pests
Thank you thank you
A father and son get into a car crash. The father dies. The boy is rushed to the hospital. When the doctor finally arrives, they announce “ I cannot operate on this boy, for *I* am Pagliacci”
The doctor then honks her nose and backflips out the window
The boy then dies
I’m like a fish
Heyyy
Jesus if he was a French chef: I’m getting c-roux-cified
Give me 15 beers
Flails around
I’m like mostly normal nose wise now
Hiii love
My wiiiife
Rhinoplasty dw about it I’m fine 👍
Tw: blood/swelling
He’s literally meeeeee
This is a really good joke I promise
The headless horseman has a fake head
Fellatio is oral sex, or giving head
Fallacious can mean tending to deceive or mislead
So like
Fake head
This is really good please.
The headless horseman pretending to give oral sex call that fellacious
My @drawfeeshow.com stuff has finally arrived :D
Hyperventilating and having an anxiety attack though
I’m safe dw I’m sheltering at a friends house.
I support this
Are you the 43rd president of the United States?? cause by George, that’s a W Bush
My sisters Extreme Jacob Horse has arrived @drawfeeshow.com
Just finished the demo for chordioid, and then followed your twitter account to this. Bodes well I’d say. Well worth $20 a year.
the goddess
#art #digitalart #oc #ocsky
artfightin
#artfight #digitalart #art
Art fight revenge for @jaydendoodles.bsky.social
Thine most beloved jester has aged yet another year. Give me coin to sooth the ails of aging. I’m now the absolutely ancient age of… eugh… 20
