The Aznian

Not the gluten-free timbs

Recently I started studying the production style of Danger Mouse. He really made this shit look easy!

it most certainly is not. The way mans uses samples should be studied on a university level.

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My dasher is sending memes as updates

This kid embarrassed tf out his mom when the school had its thanksgiving lunch with parents.

But he has the nerve to ask “when is mommy coming for lunch again?”

Whole time I was thinking “kid, you’d be lucky if you even have a mom after the way you showed your entire ass”

I might be blind af but I can see a pattern

I’m looking at the school newsletter and I swear they are just trying to shoehorn in anything into the schedule for the last 3 weeks of this semester.

Parents that send your kids to school with absolutely ZERO home training thinking it’s the teacher’s job to instill values, morals and discipline into them, your will receive the early Christmas gift that keeps on giving.

More time with your child.

At home.

Because that ass is getting suspended.

All I know is Christmas break ain’t gonna slide on by

This thanksgiving break was rigged. Ain’t no way tomorrow is Monday

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This sweet potato pie is bussin but a little cool hwip would set it off

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Ngl, as soon as I hear that oven close:

I did my part and finished the turkey. Now I can sleep through most of tomorrow and wake up when everything else is ready.

Eating an edible before bed is tricky.

I got in!

#knockonwood music will be made during this break

The sweet sound of freedom is my car door closing and cranking the engine

How are we the only school district that doesn’t have a week out for thanksgiving? These last 2 days have been completely pointless. Kids have shown up and showed out like I personally punched their mama in the face all for 2 school days none of us wanted to be here for.

I have a feeling this is going to be the longest day in recorded history

Incidentally if you can get out of going to work the day schools get out for a holiday break, do it.

Took one gummy Friday night a now idk how it’s Sunday already

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Me when mama not looking:

We had to hold each other up to make it back into the school because our legs were jello after it was over.

20 years later, my quads and calves are still huge af but my knees are feeling it

The high volume cardio. My knees start creaking like wooden stairs.

I remember back in high school my band director made us do hillsides.

It was exactly like s**cides
But up and down the steepest hill he could find on campus.

I can’t do stuff like this anymore.

Just stretched my back.
It sounded like new years eve for a minute.