friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳

End stage capitalism is my favorite thing ever man getting a mcdonalds ad in a weight app is next level evil actually

i try and cut them off whenever i see them 🔥

said fuck it left my car in the parking garage walked about 10 blocks hopped on a random subway & then walked two miles back to my car. what’s your idea of fun?

i’m lazy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Eat

sprained my foot pretty badly today isn’t that wonderful

Foot gel lmfao

Ate a seaweed pack for lunch and the silica gel packet was samsung branded? Very interesting but not surprised considering i bought LG brand toothpaste the other week (and its really good too!)

sorry for lack of diversity in my cooking posts ive literally eaten nothing but topokki this week and i dont really have the appetite to hunt down a new recipe altho there is something im kinda thinking about making because it seems light and simple

Come eat

Featuring whatever this is

beaches in winter are the best because nobody is there and you can walk peacefully

i use this for my cooking it’s the shit

why do i draw like this why is the process different almost every single time. i fear my brain’s deterioration has reached an irrevocable point

YESSS IBC is soooo good. i think ive tried stubborn once or twice?? but canned barqs is my favorite, mug too, they both make good zero sugar versions since i dont eat/drink sugar

REAL what’s your favorite brand

so goooooood omg

i really got this for $6 that’s nuts

THANK YOU FOR SPECIFYING IT MEANT CLIENT I WAS VERY CONFUSED…

there is no ethical consumption under capitalism? no, no, no, there’s no ethical consumption at all period full stop end of fucking sentence

they got everything on apple music. i really just found karakuri burst on there and i havent heard that song since i was 14

i cooked just to cook

boydinner boydessert

so loud for no goddamn reason

I hate drinking seltzer sometimes because it’s 4:30 am and cracking open this bottle just sounded like a fucking nuclear explosion

realising ibispaint added a weird crosshatch that looks like I've been put in a fps game and i had an idea

OMG JUMOSCARE

HOW DO U DO THIS…..

i could sit and learn about kowloon walled city for hours

I love internet rabbit holes so fucking much man every few months I go down the weirdest foods around the world rabbit hole or the kowloon walled city rabbit hole and don’t come out for hours