So I’m single because I don’t watch the Oscars!
Happy birthday! 🎂🎊
Agreed - similarly why is every sandwich shop now $20 a sandwich with no sides??? I’m over it 😭
The price of baked goods in general has gotten crazy because why does the bakery near me charge $60 for a pumpkin pie during the holidays. The ingredients do not cost that much…
I may have been tipsy when I posted this and then failed to delete it…
Thank you 😝
When I walk into the dark room and see the shenanigans
What in the Michael Jackson? You drag yourself!
Hello friend 🫶🏻
Text me any time 🙂↕️
Thank you 🫶🏻
Except you already knew this from Hevy 😛
Still on my bs in case anyone was wondering
The irony of me just making the complete opposite post 😂
Aww thanks! We still need to play something on switch at some point
Like some of them MUST feel goofy
Aging is no joke 😭
I’m officially “needs 3 days to recover after a night out” years old
I’m okay! Finally employed again so back to hating capitalism. How have you been?
And truly why is a 35 year old calling a 23 year old twink daddy? 🤡
I was just thinking how OF really has people calling every man daddy and it’s not right or okay
Happy birthday!!
Same and so I googled and it was his nasty ass 😭
Also scrubs has Matt Rife on an episode 🤢
Which I’m pretty sure was actually anger that I didn’t invite him to my friends viewing party that he didn’t explicitly ask to go to but he didn’t know how to express it 🤩
The last guy that I was going on dates with ended things because I responded to his “Morning!” text with “Hello” which he said was rude and closed off
