Small-DickHaver

#movie

So I came up with an idea for a teen comedy.

Basically its just a bunch of people in band and its called Tromboners.

yeah. Directly giving people money 9/10 is better than giving it to some NGO run by the failkid of a politician.

administration costs?

Fuck that

TIL that ICE tried to detain a colleague’s teenaged son, asked him about his “color,” held a gun on him as he produced ID

'Peace' Has No Meaning When Right-Wingers Like Maria Corina Machado Win the Nobel Prize | Common Dreams As Venezuelan-American, I know exactly what Machado represents: the smiling face of Washington’s regime-change machine, the polished spokesperson for sanctions, privatization, and foreign intervention...

'Peace' Has No Meaning When Right-Wingers Like Maria Corina Machado Win the Nobel Prize www.commondreams.org/opinion/peac...

Its almost like these 'journalists' just allow bald faced lies.

Push back again you scumbag. Do your job

Fourth estate? more like mouthpiece of asshole rich people

yeah this one kinda hurts.

I grew up watching her movies.

Back of shampoo bottles.

Im constipated.

I love it. I feel like a little hobbit looking up at a tree wondering about second breakfast.

I think it is more that he cannot accept any sort of blame for anything.

He is just that fragile.

😂😂

This is deeply saddening.

Our president is no smarter than the broke brain conspiracy bros that basically just go with their vibes because they are too fragile to actually accept reality for what it is.

In this case an insurrection in which multiple people died, including cops.

Accept it dude.

okay so here is one that hits close to home for me.

I became disabled and moved back in with my parents.

Was a chef so I took over cooking in the house.

I was used to eating like midnight or later...after service.

I have gotten so used to having food on the table at 530 that it is just natural

So I went to vegas once.

It turns out Ace high is not the best hand in poker.

Who knew?

the new ellis island....turns out to be the Trump Library

Yes. He lost so many people.

I lived in de when he was senator. I already had no respect for him, but more folks have the same hard heart I do for the man bought by credit card companies.

The terror of Blenderman..

He's just a guy that always wants daiquiris because as a bartender that shit is annoying to make.

Yes I want to stop making drinks to stand in front of the blender for a while.

Don't be an asshole. Frozen drinks are for total scumbags

I dunno. This Trump guy. Seems like he might not be on the level.

I have a super power.

I can tell the difference between Coke and RC cola simply by looking at the can, and sometimes by taste.

I feel this post. I sometimes wish I still smoked cigarettes in the morning, sometimes in the afternoon, sometimes at night, and definitely after a big meal, and most certainly when I want to look cool in front of teenagers.

Other than that...no. they are gross.

Torture? WTF!?

my sign would say "hand jobs 5 dollars....unless you are a king"

Isnt it absolutely incredible how bad faith these folks are.

I often find myself wondering what the world would be like if there was an evangelical rapture.

Could you imagine not dealing with these peeople ever again?

I vacuum as much as I can every day...but the fucking cat hair!!!!!

Maybe this might mean something if it wasnt all performative.

We are past the point that just going into a facility doing something. We are at the point where you need to start actually leading us against them. Use us, we want to protest.

We are angry watching fascism rise.

That 20b is to replace the money Miele and his cohorts took out of the economy with their pump and dump scheme

Wait ..what?

I'm mentally shooting you a jumping high five while a disco whistle fires off

Jeffries ain't doing shit but ensuring steady gains for his donors.