JaneSnakes

Oh no pornhub added “autistic men” as a category didn’t they

What about Dartagnan

The receptionist after you tell them you can only do Thursday:

“I have a Monday”

I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say Nicole Kidman isn’t gonna have any problems getting laid

just me and the homies out at the strip club, all having a boner at the exact same time

We deserve another hockey movie

joining a throuple (two people who throw up a lot)

Please.. Mr. Christ was my father, call me Jesus.

I cant believe I saw Dishwalla open for Hoobastank and the Cherry Poppin Daddies at Stupid Band Name Fest 2023

Is there a pegging porn movie called Fuckass Bitch yet? There should be.

the dumb little jokes will continue until morale improves, and after that too

I feel like we need more Asians up in congress like where are they at?

I’m having a hard time getting focused and getting started, perhaps another cup?

I’m the man from the big va won’t you come and play my way

That’s some bpd right there

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

I shot a Halloween porn it’s called nightmare on 9th st

Do you guys have music here? Oh yea we’ve got both kinds, country and western

Imagine how much more stuff Alanis Morissette could’ve done if she took her hand out of her pocket

Bring me the chubby woman

I’m sorry but Melanie looks better than all of them. Dont care for the Trumps or anything but come on objectively Kristi Noem looks like she projected Melanhas face onto her own

I wish I had the confidence of an ugly bitch with some make up on

Am I an asshole? Because people’s obsession with Dolly Parton really bothers me.

Alright who stuck the pill in my cheese cube?

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

labubu hole

its Like The cast of newsies

KFC still rolling out their new Golden Bachelor Colonel

My dinner with Andre

I should start shoplifting cough syrup again

I’d defend you, but you’re basically walking Into a house of some one who only talks to their cats