I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
15.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0@anasmashnova.bsky.social
Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
15.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Who butt-moggs the butt-moggers?
15.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0lol just looked it up, Al qaeda actually helps South Park chase the new jerseyins out of South Park
14.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love Italians this reminds me of that time South Park had to fight Al qaeda and they were losing and then the Italian Americans saved them
14.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0www.reddit.com/user/CLRBran...
Has anyone else been sexually assaulted with this ad?
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
Don't forget to leave KY and condoms out for cupid tonight
13.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Shave
13.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this real?
13.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I can't watch this without thinking he looks exactly like Napoleon Dynamite in blades of glory youtu.be/PhM61EzAg_E?...
13.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"the room for violent criminals was empty"
I love this man. I would lick the hair dye off his face.
The best thing about having a commute with traffic is how much easier it is to eat my leftover pancakes while driving
12.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 96 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 0Side question, could we allow Scott Aucherman and other CBB cast members political runs?
13.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He should be placed on a podcaster registry, as well as persecuted for whatever wig helmet he puts on every morning, and finally should be prosecuted legally for the way he talks. Have you ever watched him talking? Why does he talk like that?
13.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At this point I think we can disqualify Newsom based on the fact that he is a known podcaster
13.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 696 🔁 86 💬 12 📌 9"I used to shoot up with gutter water."
-JFK
just kidding some guy from aa said this.
By day he dreamed of purchasing a Yarbo 4-1 autonomous robot for $6,999.00 that included attachments for lawn mowing snow blowing leaf blowing and could also perform light-duty tractoring and that’s not all there is also a Yarbocare™️ extended warranty but he also had a dark side
13.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I can't believe I live in a world where I need Two-Factor security for my Arby's app
13.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0teying to time my emergency just right so it’s a big enough emergency to be seen in the hospital but not a big enough emergency to die right away
13.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/... Yea post this here
12.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oakland, California
12.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I feel like you need to hook up with the Bay Area Reddit and the Oakland bart riders upset about pigeons being trapped in the netting at the Bart station.
12.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cool
12.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
Just made a salad
12.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need
12.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0www.tiktok.com/t/ZThHHTpMt/
Where my discount at I’m a senior citizen
“That’s Italian.” — Google Translate
12.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0