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@anasmashnova.bsky.social

Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven

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I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.

15.02.2026 04:37 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Who butt-moggs the butt-moggers?

15.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
15.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

lol just looked it up, Al qaeda actually helps South Park chase the new jerseyins out of South Park

14.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Italians this reminds me of that time South Park had to fight Al qaeda and they were losing and then the Italian Americans saved them

14.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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From CLRBrands's profile on Reddit: Blurred this because it’s absolutely filthy. Hard water stains, rust, grime—then CLR cleans it all. For r/relationships: handling this level of mess without being a... Explore this post and more from CLRBrands's profile

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Has anyone else been sexually assaulted with this ad?

14.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[taking a survey]

"sex?"

yes please

"no, I mean male or female"

either is fine really. whoever will have me

13.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 141    🔁 29    💬 1    📌 2

Don't forget to leave KY and condoms out for cupid tonight

13.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 23    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Shave

13.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this real?

13.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I can't watch this without thinking he looks exactly like Napoleon Dynamite in blades of glory youtu.be/PhM61EzAg_E?...

13.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"the room for violent criminals was empty"

I love this man. I would lick the hair dye off his face.

13.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The best thing about having a commute with traffic is how much easier it is to eat my leftover pancakes while driving

12.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 96    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 0

Side question, could we allow Scott Aucherman and other CBB cast members political runs?

13.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He should be placed on a podcaster registry, as well as persecuted for whatever wig helmet he puts on every morning, and finally should be prosecuted legally for the way he talks. Have you ever watched him talking? Why does he talk like that?

13.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At this point I think we can disqualify Newsom based on the fact that he is a known podcaster

13.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 696    🔁 86    💬 12    📌 9

"I used to shoot up with gutter water."
-JFK

just kidding some guy from aa said this.

13.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

By day he dreamed of purchasing a Yarbo 4-1 autonomous robot for $6,999.00 that included attachments for lawn mowing snow blowing leaf blowing and could also perform light-duty tractoring and that’s not all there is also a Yarbocare™️ extended warranty but he also had a dark side

13.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I can't believe I live in a world where I need Two-Factor security for my Arby's app

13.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 32    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

teying to time my emergency just right so it’s a big enough emergency to be seen in the hospital but not a big enough emergency to die right away

13.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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From the bayarea community on Reddit: Pigeons getting trapped and dying in BART station netting — please help escalate Explore this post and more from the bayarea community

www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/s/... Yea post this here

12.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oakland, California

12.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like you need to hook up with the Bay Area Reddit and the Oakland bart riders upset about pigeons being trapped in the netting at the Bart station.

12.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cool

12.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

12.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 866    🔁 142    💬 12    📌 0

Just made a salad

12.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Need

12.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Replying to @candytenphoto KFC Santería ft. @Peaches 🍑🍗 #kfcsanteria #electroclash #punk #theteachesofpeaches #indiesleaze TikTok video by Cainculto

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Where my discount at I’m a senior citizen

12.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“That’s Italian.” — Google Translate

12.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

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