JaneDanger

Lauren Bobert’s husband divorced her because she was really loud in bed and he could hear her all the way from their neighbor’s trailer.

I was in a shuttle with a driver around my age from New York and he was like remember Milli Vanilli and then that dude killed himself

Boo

I told my date to meet me at the gym! But she never showed up! That’s when I knew we weren’t going to work out!

Watching all these animals on National Geographic having higher standards than me

She was doing kegel exercises while you were trying to get her number.

Mason

[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]

no. let them cry.

Bro that’s not all you’re doing

Like just because we both use forks doesn’t mean you can’t stab some one in the eye with one

How’s that for original content

To be honest I haven’t heard the whole album but I listened to a song that wasn’t the normal song I listen to and I was like whoa there’s something here but I don’t care

I have a ba in philosophy from before chat gpt and I can tell you I deserved that one even less than my second degree in biochemistry

There are no new answers max adorno

Imagine being a normal person and this guy went to your high school

White town

As a college level learning tool. AI is fucking dope.

it incorrectly cites things that it tells you. Because it doesn’t know where it comes from but you can use it for apa or the other one I’m blanking on because I haven’t had to read a book in 2 years of college mla and of course you should know edit the work you got from robot daddy

Yea. So it can answer questions pretty well at a college level, and it’s a useful tool for college students who aren’t total ludites. The water thing is bad I admit. And it is also freaky that it may be developing human like behaviors, and the worst part is mark zuckerberg like feeding terabytes

I think that pretty much means you don’t know what you’re talking about. :)

You can use it to cite papers (not plagiarism) you can use it to edit papers (not plagiarism) and you can use it to answer questions that aren’t in the solutions manual. It can give you access to books you wouldn’t think you to read.

A lot of people are using Chat gpt to learn things and not to plagiarize. I think Chat gpt is offering me opportunities I’ve never had. It is a personal tutor that can answer any question you have without being a complete gatekeeping dick about it

Siri with the fringe on top.

Unless it’s your butt cheeks, I don’t wanna hear about anything that “slaps.”

They’d be loaded

Using an iPhone does make my penis feel slightly smaller, ngl

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here making out with my dog

Me running to the comments to say snu snu

Right? The mystery of Pompeii

Video games is peak Peter Pan syndrome