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30, πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, SeattleπŸ“, probably at a concert✨

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BRUTALISMUS 3000 OPENING FOR TWIGS IM GONNA SCREAM πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯β˜„οΈπŸ’₯⚑️πŸ’₯⚑️πŸ”₯β˜„οΈπŸ’₯⚑️πŸ’₯β˜„οΈπŸ’₯β˜„οΈβ˜„οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯β˜„οΈ

01.12.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
i’m watching Troop Beverly Hills

i’m watching Troop Beverly Hills

i severely do not want to go to work this week or month πŸ™ƒ

01.12.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can We Cool Down Data? | Future Tense Fiction The energy demands of data centersβ€”accelerated by AIβ€”are steering us toward disaster. Could biology help bring us back from the brink?

Wrote a short opinion piece for
@issuesinst.bsky.social in response to a science fiction story by E.G. CondΓ© about the inescapable heat death of all our data. Can biology help us slow this thermodynamic destiny? Thanks to @imaginationasu.bsky.social for the invitation:

issues.org/futuretensef...

26.11.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
While we're at it's since it's been a minute since l've posted one of these reminders:
If you offer someone an alcoholic beverage this season (or really anytime) and they decline? You MAY offer them a nonalcoholic beverage instead.
You MAY NOT say "Oh come on, it's just one." Or "It's the holidays, lighten up and get in the mood." Or "I made these just for the party, you can't even taste the alcohol!" Or "What are you the DD tonight?"
No one owes you an explanation for their sobriety. No one needs to consume alcohol to exist in a space. No one's needs to consume alcohol for your friendship and the camaraderie of their community.
Even if it's someone you KNOW drinks regularly, drop it. The holidays can be triggering enough for folks. No one needs to be harassed and abused because they choose to be sober for a night, a weekend, or a lifetime.

While we're at it's since it's been a minute since l've posted one of these reminders: If you offer someone an alcoholic beverage this season (or really anytime) and they decline? You MAY offer them a nonalcoholic beverage instead. You MAY NOT say "Oh come on, it's just one." Or "It's the holidays, lighten up and get in the mood." Or "I made these just for the party, you can't even taste the alcohol!" Or "What are you the DD tonight?" No one owes you an explanation for their sobriety. No one needs to consume alcohol to exist in a space. No one's needs to consume alcohol for your friendship and the camaraderie of their community. Even if it's someone you KNOW drinks regularly, drop it. The holidays can be triggering enough for folks. No one needs to be harassed and abused because they choose to be sober for a night, a weekend, or a lifetime.

Just a little holiday PSA.

Be good to each other. Dad said.

🀟🏼

21.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 18
screenshot of the song β€œShort Story” by Bon Iver

screenshot of the song β€œShort Story” by Bon Iver

sunday scaries playlist

24.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of the song β€œFuck Him He’s a DJ” by Kesha

screenshot of the song β€œFuck Him He’s a DJ” by Kesha

I FORGOT HOW MUCH THIS SONG RIIIIIIIPPPPPSSSSS

23.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ethel Cain at karaoke… yes?

16.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sushi by FKA twigs on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2022 Β· Duration 5:22

song so good I had to ride it btw

15.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a text conversation between me and a friend regarding my disinterest in the new Lily Allen album

a text conversation between me and a friend regarding my disinterest in the new Lily Allen album

my thoughts on the new Lily Allen album that no one asked for

07.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
me dressed up as Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction complete with cig and dance moves

me dressed up as Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction complete with cig and dance moves

Uma Thurman if she died after snorting all that heroin πŸ§›β€β™€οΈβœ¨

01.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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absolute BBAANNGGEERR!!!πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

26.10.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

save me Ari Lennox save me

23.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of the song β€œAgain with Feeling” by Niia

screenshot of the song β€œAgain with Feeling” by Niia

give Niia her flowers god damnit 😀😀✨✨✨✨

21.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love finding GC fans in the wild

13.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES! one of my favorite albums 😁✨

13.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i changed six lightbulbs please clap

10.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cover of Amber Mark’s new album Pretty Idea

cover of Amber Mark’s new album Pretty Idea

cover of Niia’s new album V

cover of Niia’s new album V

✨the two most important albums released today πŸ₯Ήβœ¨

10.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i stand in full support of MY president 😀😀😀😀

09.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know i’m fucking stressed because why did i just find a picture of SOPHIE holding a cat and almost cry πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

02.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me this weekend πŸŽƒπŸ‘»

02.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ„πŸ„ ONE OF US πŸ„πŸ„

01.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6522    πŸ” 2350    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 13

September 30 October 1

01.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Arca serving absolute cunt on stage

Arca serving absolute cunt on stage

Ravyn Lenae blessing the children

Ravyn Lenae blessing the children

me and Kelly Lee Owens at her after party

me and Kelly Lee Owens at her after party

Kelly Lee Owens on stage performing β€œLove You Got”

Kelly Lee Owens on stage performing β€œLove You Got”

another successful Portola πŸ₯ΉπŸ”₯✨

22.09.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just wanna be in San Fran now please and thank

16.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ethel queened out on β€œFuck Me Eyes”

15.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯β˜„οΈπŸš’β˜„οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

12.09.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On Charlie Kirk & β€œspeaking ill of the dead”

11.09.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1337    πŸ” 344    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 30

can we please talk about how ninajirachi absolutely TORE on I Love My Computer????

03.09.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh that? that’s just me on stage with Janelle MonΓ‘e last night. 😊 (i cant dance btw)

02.09.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

August 31st / September 1st

01.09.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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