🇵🇸Tim Henke (tɪm 'ɦɛŋ.kə)

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but there was a time when the married dhs secretary using taxpayer money for a custom built fuck palace in the sky for her to bang coworkers wouldve been a big deal

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today.

Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

Three supreme court justices watched this senile dumbass go on tv and say "But I did the tariffs very strongly because the president of switzerland was nasty to me" and still think he should have the power to do this unilaterally

"Mathematicians don't work with abstractions. We work with n-morphisms; we work with Deligne stacks. We work with topoi"

“Armies do not fight for abstractions. Armies fight for a people; armies fight for a nation. Armies fight for a way of life.”

Someone might wanna explain to this guy what an abstraction is

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

John Roberts saying "I can excuse molesting people, but I draw the line at molesting the money."

Manifesting the placebo effect

If I were a betting man, I have to imagine this will be covered by the famous legal principle "sucks to suck"

Get ready for some spectacular posting

I get tired of saying this but this would be entirely disqualifying for any work of fiction to be taken seriously

I'm assuming you bought it second hand but it would be exceptionally funny if Don Juan owned a crappy bed store and used the same line every single time

Lmaooooo absolute legend

"Hey, how about we take this baby for a spin"

*Loud crashing noises*

"Uhm I didn't fuck up, I'm just *that* good. Anyway, I must go now, my people need me. Good luck with this"

Imagining the hellish life of having Reddit notifications turned on lol

Quite literally resting on your laurels

Imagine being the CIA guy who spent his entire career guarding the secret of your Martian poker buddies and this decrepit old fool simply blows the lid off the whole thing only to distract from how he's a paedo

Damned autocorrect 😭

Sign that says singular

Retweet to scare a differential geometry

kan ook de MDMA zijn geweest

Perhaps this is good for the movie industry at large, though, because the only way to compete with cheap genAI is to actually make something interesting

Could be interesting to see if the superhero franchises are gonna die out simply because the fundamental experience of watching them (hearing vapid witty banter and watching chaotic fights without much care for choreography) is easily replicable and people might well ask why they bother.

Something worth noting about the current wave of genAI clips about how they're going to replace the movie industry is that theyre all marvelslop superhero fights

The fights are still full of glitches but the average Marvel fan might not care because they never had very detailed eye for choreography

final boss of the little birthday boys

English ‘friend’ and its West Germanic cognates are quite different from North Germanic words such as Danish ‘ven’.

‘Friend’ stems from a present participle meaning “loving”. It’s related to ‘free’ and ‘Friday’.

The English cognate of ‘ven’ was lost, although it lingers in names such as ‘Godwin’:

for a guy who thinks diseases are caused by poisonous vapours, he sure is eager to swim in sewage and eat bear carcasses

Feel like pure shit just want her* back x

*the conjecture that turned out to be false

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Do you think this opens him up to lawsuits?