Phil Nolan

you have to remember that pats fans don't actually watch or understand football

Outcome doesn't matter to Boston fans anyway, they are still gonna yell the exact same slurs the exact same way, win or lose

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

I think the most sinister aspect of gen AI is how they keep making Karlie Chirk's head look way more normal than it ever did irl

Mass strikes are always a blast in freelance production.
Oh, friday? *checks calendar, no bookings*
Oh no yeah, I'm feeling pretty revolutionary that day actually

yeah a lotttttt of correlation with that side and having the checkmark, being maga, being transphobic, not even liking the video game, 0 mutuals, etc

pulling this one down too but i want you to know that you are objectively correct and also right

the other one, frankly i should take this down too

finally feeling festive

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

I’m crying it just keeps getting better the longer it goes on

Using both my cameras today!

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Sega Rally 2 is a good game

Frame from the 33rd episode of “Gekiso Sentai Carranger”. A close shot of a loved hand holding a brown bottle with a silver cap and silver label. The writing is in Japanese, a subtitle reads “SUPER IDIOT DRINK”

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

I know they don't make nazis like they used to because, in every single wh40k game I play, I am surrounded by morons

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

As a reformed tournament player who dropped out after the second Combo Winter but keeps up with Magic news from a safe distance, I had to write about how funny it is that Vivi is currently screwing up Magic. That's my special little boy. aftermath.site/vivi-is-scre...

YouTube video by nilpholan Rivals 2 Characters That WILL Tilt You.

Big shouts out to the Rivals 2 community for pulling no punches! We even got the Developer of the game to partake in complaining about his own game! Check it out 😘

youtu.be/Q58InZRjOEE

YouTube video by nilpholan Marvel 2 Characters We Love to Hate

If you love Marvel 2, you probably also hate it. You are not alone!

youtu.be/cqTM4VDfxx4?...

yall can have the good shit first, I'm so fuckin stoked on how much good stuff i got out of EVO while really only shooting for like a day or so omg 😅

LETS GO

you will! 🤝

I'm too sweaty, I'm cancelling White Boi Jihad Summer

This week on njtransit: how it started vs how it's going.

No one was hurt, but who's to say this car wouldn't have blown up if they had jusssst been able to ride public transit?

1st day of Sharia Law in NYC:

Saw three ritual murders on the way to work. The phrase "White Boy Jihad Summer" was sprayed on the side of every bus. Nick Mullen has been elected minister of propaganda. Having money is now illegal

They say alcohol is bad for your mental health, and yet here I am, too hungover to intellectualize any suffering 🤔

all typos and syntax failures are also njt's handiwork ☺️