will buikema

forgot to tell people that darren was coming so although the conviviality was sincere, people couldn't prepare their best self

this is what happens when you have universal healthcare

i wasn't pooping

god this feels like it was four months ago

jd vance already on his way to swoop up lynne cheney

would certainly help the housing crisis

every time i hear ryan say "like a creature or ghost" i laugh

seth we're all working from home today who are you talking to

hearing disgusting reports that zohran's mom isn't even named donnie

will follow up, that usually doesn't become clear until the third rewatch

grinding tape on yesterday's nfl action and it's becoming incredibly clear to me that all the teams tried their best

buccaneers injury report that lists teddy bridgewater as did not practice due to “teeth”

teeth

hello yes i have put a sheet over the hitler statue in my front lawn can i have job now

you wanna see a dead body?

always appreciate you having me on jon!

god damn it the talking ham got me thinking about teenage sperm counts

launching a line of run of the mill water bottles called the thirstblaster3000 and retiring

starting to get some pretty questionable vibes from this jd vance fella

big get for @Jon on this week s pod it's been a hell of a few days for @ryansimmons.bsky.social filling everyone in on what's next at pennsylvania state university

#sportsscoresandmore #wildboysareback

it’s berries and cream not berries and steve

ok that’s on me

not to over react to 10 minutes of play but pretty sure the detroit red wings are winning the cup

in his defense, for some reason unclear based on similar ingredients, ryan's burrito was significantly larger than mine so we weren't competing with the same equipment

the prestige but it's shohei ohtani being a great hitter and his twin being a great pitcher

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and here's a BLUESKY EXCLUSIVE: The extended, deleted Fool's Ending of this video. We swear there is actual interesting sports information in the full episode

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bonzibuddy ass mascots

dorktown-style chart with the title "each of the mariners' last 24 seasons". bars in which they didn't win the al west are marked in red, bars representing years in which they did win the al west are marked in blue. only the last one is blue.

good morning, Seattle :)