I feel like women love cooing in the instapot so much because it's like *a witch's cauldron* 🍲

I was longing for some more of that tonight so I went outside and found some rocks and melted slices of cheese on them 🪨🪨🪨 🧀🧀🧀

Straight to the grande piatto di cibo

We followed the light 🌝

@carolinemcfuzz.bsky.social

Me performing full time: I miss making art

Me making art full time: I miss performing

Me making art AND performing full time: I miss my husband

Does Wes Anderson know that women are people too and not just love interests...?

Is the wind still rising?

The slow blade penetrates the shield

"Ain't it hard when you discover that--
He really wasn't where it's at...
After he took from you everything he could steal?
How does it feel?"

I need a way to make $600,000. Does anyone have any ideas

iono 🤷‍♀️

Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle 🤝

Just remembered the time I was working for a company (making minimum wage) and my (then) boss invited a bunch of us over for a nice dinner.
When we got there, he had us cook the whole dinner in his kitchen while he sat on the couch drinking wine.
It will never not be funny. Why didn't I just leave

🍀

If I could lift this veil of darkness
If I could see my way back to you 🎶

So you agree.... You think you're really pretty?

They should invent a sunscreen that doesn't BURN YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOU CRY 🧴😭

They should invent a sunscreen that doesn't BURN YOUR EYES AND MAKE YOU CRY 😭

Keegan-Michael Key deserves what Jimmy Fallon has.

Felt and you are not alone! I have been feeling this way too especially through the winter season. If you do one piece of art per day/per week/per month/per year it doesn't matter! We are still artists!!

Hi cutie bug

Anyone who uses the words "cancelled" or "woke" (their new connotations) in an unironic way is an insufferable person.

Sorry I don't make the rules. Get those fox news words away from me rn 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

Starlight the Clown 🤡✨

i like being an artist because i have a lot of stupid ideas. then i can turn them into reality and inflict them on everyone else

LOVE THESE SM

" karens " are rather shit

- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you

Fuck them 💯

The first one has to be a joke, right? Like an obvious, ironic joke?