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How many times do they have to keep playing the same shitty song over and over and over again before they get the goddamned hint?

17.02.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` oh no '' . Alt: a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd of people and says `` oh no '' .

Apropos of nothing, a very distant 26th out of 26 in their first run

17.02.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares '' Alt: a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares ''

The reality for most is damning...

16.02.2026 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of those that work forces...

09.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

07.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Never gonna be a skinny man..."
@beardoweirdo.bsky.social

07.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares '' Alt: a man wearing glasses and a hawaiian shirt says `` see , nobody cares ''

Thr answers are made up and the points don't matter

Americans saw what this grotesque sack of adipose was and is... TWICE... and they STILL said, "Yup, that's who and what we want, that's OUR guy!"

Pack of fucking deplorables, indeed

06.02.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Domestic dehydrator loaded with cuts of meat, making biltong

Domestic dehydrator loaded with cuts of meat, making biltong

Starting my biltong-making era

See you in 72 hours

06.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Limitless, authentic fettuccine carbonarra with guinciale and egg yolks, no cream... perfect pecorino romano cheese...

Stop it.

How many days?

🀣

05.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaires should be hunted for sport

Trillionaires should just be hunted

@washingtonpost.com
#WashingtonPost

05.02.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

Two words: Nick. Fucking. Cave. 🀘
Witnessed one of the most amazing performances I've ever seen, and ticked off a bucket list item at the same time.
Simply incredible, and worth standing for 4 Β½ hours so close to the front of the stage!

31.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks
A bit over Β½way to where I would love to be - been a lot of hard work, cutting portions, managing my nemesis: carbs!
Good thing is I really enjoy cooking!
Still indulge in Friday night FnC, but becoming more of a struggle with the grease & oil (even with grilled fish)
Clean foods all the way!

30.01.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing the whole healthy, change of lifestyle piece, and havent eaten Maccas in more than 6 months
Walked past an open door in the CBD yesterday where a waft of greasy stench screamed out and hit me in the face. Wanted to hurl.
Wont touch it ever again!

30.01.2026 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Americanisation (sp?) Of AusDay amongst populists & the easily-swayed over the last decade has been gross

If they weren't so loud and vocal, we wouldn't know any better or hear about it

But their loud-mouths are very loud... & so we have to yell back with historical facts that they dont like

26.01.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, plenty do care (and are the most vocal/noisey) about keeping the date as Jan 26 😑

Saw someone suggest that it should be the last Monday of January....

That way when you leave work on Friday, you can say the most Australian thing ever...

"See you next Tuesday!" 🀣

#Straya

26.01.2026 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not my land

It is stolen

This is not a day of celebration

We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238

Respect and decency must be paramount

25.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

This is your soon to be regular reminder that we moved the date for the #Hottest100 - allegedly sacrilegious and revered to only ever be held on AusDay! - just a few years ago & now no one gives a shit what date or weekend its held

So just change the fucking date

#AustraliaDay

26.01.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The hottest week of their lives... so far...

24.01.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TORRENTIAL THRILL - "You May Be Right" (Billy Joel Cover)
YouTube video by TORRENTIAL THRILL TORRENTIAL THRILL - "You May Be Right" (Billy Joel Cover)

Robbed again!

Probably 🀣

#TripleJ #Hottest100 #TripleJHottest100

youtu.be/3PKW5i1PKYo?...

24.01.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh snap... hadn't thought of that!

21.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of the worst person you know that just made a great point

Picture of the worst person you know that just made a great point

Senator Balph Rabet making points on the new hate speech bill

Senator Balph Rabet making points on the new hate speech bill

This whole timeline we find ourselves in is fucking cooked. The Mad Rabet makes all the points

#auspol #HateSpeech

21.01.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Album cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an angry lions holding a family by the threads of their clothes

Album cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an angry lions holding a family by the threads of their clothes

Inside cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an lions and a zebra playing chess with puny humans

Inside cover of Torrential Thrill's 2nd album, "Nothing As It Seems", featuring an lions and a zebra playing chess with puny humans

In 2017 we released our 2nd album - "Nothing as it Seems"

Following the conclusion of our distribution deal with Hellfire Records, we are excited to announce that we will be re-releasing it independently, to all digital platforms on Feb 1, 2026!

#NothingAsItSeems
#HoldOnTight

17.01.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone with fox hd on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone with fox hd on the bottom

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Out-Shitty-Renegading the Shitty Renegades

#SosososososoRenegadey

17.01.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 years since

I still want three heads on spikes for their culpability and complicity in their gross negligence, corruption, cover up & conspiracy:

Dank
Evans
Demetriou

May they sleep restlessly until their conscience, without thought of profit, decides to do the right thing

11.01.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Essendon Membership showing 30 years, with a pin to commemorate

Essendon Membership showing 30 years, with a pin to commemorate

I really feel that I should be given an honorary life membership to a psychiatric clinic of my choice, given the last 20+ years...

But thanks for the pin, EFC!
#GottaBeOurYear
#PleaseDontBeShitIn2026

10.01.2026 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sore af! πŸ€•
Pretty good day out!

Thornhill didnt have their gear until very late? Looked like they set up after Stand Atlantic finished 😑

Hope there's 40,000 beach balls in Sydney today 🀣 Garbage I thought were a big disappointment πŸ˜ͺ

Votes:
Tonight Alive 🀘🀘🀘
Machine Head🀘🀘
Tool 🀘

How was yours?

06.12.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Knocked Loose def not for me

But I missed Alpha Wolf at last Good Things because The Living End (no fucking regrets there!) so keen to see them this time! 🀘

03.12.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes

Impressed that went ahead

Talk about limiting the demographics

02.12.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regional areas chosen because
a) neglected sector
b) waaaaay cheaper than traditional metro sites

PWD's recent 20 year anniversary tour

Limited number of bands to deem a "festival"

Vendors hear "festival" and gouge the organisers

GoodThings, Metallica, ACDC

The economy is completely fucked

02.12.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Parkwaves Festival - the festival initiated/owned by Parkway Drive - collapsed today 😑

02.12.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0