Malk

Malks waiting for Metallica

Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!

Amy Lee just absolutely fucking killed it!!!
🤘😍🤘

#Metallica #M72Melbourne

They should have got The Shitty Beatles to open up #Metallica #M72Melbourne

Suicidal Tendencies

Suicidal Tendencies

It gonna get loud! 🤘

Hetfield in Green

Hetfield singing

Trujilio, Hetfield and Hammett

Metallica in front of Flemington at Soundwave 2013

It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘

Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?

I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born

We're all going tomorrow! 🤘

I hate/love my brain
Just imagined a scene where I won a SnakePit pass for me and the Little Man, where the Little Man was brought up on stage first, followed by his old man to get up as well, take the mic and belt out a rendition of Am I Evil in front of 60,000 people
@metallica.com

Def happy with the seats I got way back when

But if I get a SnakePit pass, the Little Man and I are heading on down and leaving yhe Mummy Lady and Miss 11 for dead 🤣🤣🤣

The Little Man's first concert 🤘

Miss 11 has been to Ghost and P!nk

They're both just itching to go to a festival with me (or would I be going with them?)

a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass . Alt: a skeleton is sitting on a wooden bench in the grass .

Actual footage of me entering the Meet&Greet and SnakePit Pass conteet for the first @metallica.com show in Melbourne in nearly 13 years 🤘

My kids werent born the last time they were here... but we all have tickets to the show next Saturday night! 🤘

And he's like... "what else you got, huh...?!" 🤣

Wonderful! Hope you all had a great time!

Got accommodation booked for Gather Round next year, now just need leave approved
Hope to catch up with you and a bunch of others this time! 🤞

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Fucking. Finally.

Though, I'm sure the umpires will still fuck this up

#AFL

Having whistles blown constantly is also effective and far more efficient than yelling

So I hear...

School for the kids starts at 8.45
Takes 25 mins to get back home, drop off the car and get to the station
50 mins to get to Flinders St
It's like the all the planets and stars are aligning!
#JustSaying

🤘

Tried Slopify's AI beta bot to create an "upbeat playlist" from a list of a dozen bands, including Metallica

The first two songs it selected were:

"Sad But True"
and
"One"

🤪

Bit of learning to go for that thing

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Here's a 100% tariff I can get behind!!!

These monster trucks have no place on suburban roads

Merrett's position as the incumbent is untenable

McGrath, then daylight for (C)
I'd have Durham as (VC)
Others have suggested Martin as co-VC which I'd be happy with

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The unemployment rate will rise until morale improves....

With apologies etc etc.

Mam Sitchell getting yelled at by a far superior player

Mam Sitchell shitting the bed while attempting to play football, about to eat dirt after a glorious tackle from Greene

Good morning, everyone!

Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕

I've seen enough of McGrath to confirm his position as immediate (C)

Durham is the absolute obvious heir-apparent

Hi Zachary
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At this point, it appears to be that anyone who is on the list and plays games for Essendon is doing so against their own free will

Andy McGrath (C)
Sam Durham (VC)

Also, Hawthorn... and especially Mam Sitchell... can absolutely and categorically and actually go and get fucked!!!

Gonna be a long 2 years in the magoos for Zach!

At least he might appreciate the history of Windy Hill!

Can't come soon enough

Hands down, the dumbest two weeks of the year

It's approaching 7pm

I hope Mam Sitchell has a blender to stick his hand in nearby

Cos he isnt getting the alternative

Bunch of farken clowns, Hawthorn and Merrett, alike

Memo to Tom Petroro

Your client is going to be paid very well to develop the next group of emerging players in Essendon's VFL team for the next two years if you both keep this shit up!

Funny how Contracts work, eh?

a close up of a child 's face with tears running down it . Alt: a close up of a child 's face with tears running down it .

Ozzy: Coming Home