Michael Legge

I fully endorse this message.

Suck a dick, everyone. I’m
hammered and watching ET.

#neverforget

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Cover of kerrang magazinefeaturing the band wolfsbane

The weitten article within

A picture of the band 4 men in leather jackets

Another photo of the band

As its a Blaze Bayley day for me, July 1989 issue of Kerrang!

@impq.bsky.social
#ironmaiden

It’s hammered.

I am very happy that it’s November.

Just been announced that the new Duke of York and Baron of Killyleagh is Prince Steve Hogarth.

Graham Linehan is NOT constantly on social media and tweeting insane bollocks. He’s also often drawing Arthur Mathews face on his own knee and spitting on it.

Always good to let promoters know it’s a pleasure to work for them.

Before you go to bed tonight, don’t forget to force your clock to not go back an hour. We will NOT be dictated to by farmers! #KeepBritainBST

Yes. Lucky to have known her for years. A really lovely, gentle dog.

Goodbye, Grace. It was a pleasure hanging out with you.

Wiping my ass with every book I read so no one thinks I'm being pretentious

Michael Legge Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.

Less than 3 hours left of my BIG SALE! Pay what you like on all my comedy downloads, including my audiobook (which is brilliant). Thanks to all involved so far! And thanks to those who paid! Much appreciated. You don’t have to though. It’s all free. No pressure. Thank you!

michaellegge.bandcamp.com

They’re basically Tron.

There always is. Always.

Aw, bless. As a Northern Irish person, I think it’s awful that England is completely divided and cunts are using flags to intimidate and threaten under the pretence of patriotism. But, hey, maybe it’s your turn?

Imagine what I’m like when I’m NOT doing Sober for October.

I’m really sad to hear of the death of Nigel Farage. But hopefully, one day, I won’t be. Theres always tomorrow. #positivevibes

LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)

People who like funny, shouty, stuff: here’s a deal you’d have to be Dong Trump level stupid to miss.

Thank you!!

LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But don’t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)

This is bloody marvellous - h/t @michaellegge.bsky.social

H from Steps is a big fan of Highlander.

Then wait for my next post…

So proud of Ian Watkins for speaking out against the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

It couldn’t hurt.

I got heckled with “Vote Reform” tonight.

Thanks to everyone who’s joined in. What a fun day. Only 24-ish hours to go!