Michael Legge

Michael Legge

@michaellegge.bsky.social

Really, really funny.

5,741 Followers 115 Following 886 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 week ago
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Ah, shit. Hooch is dead.

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1 week ago

I feel this might of great interest to @impq.bsky.social , mostly because @michaellegge.bsky.social loves both bands (esp when marillion were in Fish era)...

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1 week ago

I shall miss his warmth, his love and that £18,000 he still owes me.

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1 week ago

I couldn’t bring myself to remember it. 😢

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2 weeks ago

EXACTLY! And, of course, people offering you meat. I wish meat eaters would stop going on about eating meat.

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2 weeks ago

Where can I get one without the sorry on it?

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2 weeks ago

Yep!

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2 weeks ago

RIGHT!!??!!

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2 weeks ago

I just had a sausage sandwich for breakfast.

“A SAUSAGE sandwich? You’re vegan!”

Yeah. It was a vegan sausage. I had it with a milkshake.

“MILK? But you’re vegan!!”

Fuck sake. How do you know you’re vegan? People tell you.

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2 weeks ago

If Pizza Express had any sense of humour at all, they’d open a branch on Epstein Island.

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2 weeks ago

Mate, that part is clear as day. I’m not stupid. My point is when NOT crypto? What then?

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2 weeks ago
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What?

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1 month ago

Ha! I just don’t think they’re a big deal enough. Good comedians though! Hard working comedians. But they lost themselves when social media arrived. We all did.

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1 month ago

GRANDAD! I am probably way older than his dad.

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1 month ago

FUN FACT: my photo was up before his in the Newtownards leisure centre wall of “fame”. Also, goes without saying, his dad used to babysit me.

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1 month ago

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough. The fur babies all have FOMO now.

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1 month ago

I overheard someone say “my fur baby has FOMO” and I don’t think the bombs can come fast enough.

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1 month ago

Can’t help but think that Greenland is just a diversion from us focusing on a little pointless cunt who married a fucking terrifying arsehole to get away from his magazine perfume ad parents who clearly hate one another.

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1 month ago

I really hope a man called Brooklyn can sort his problems out with a Spice Girl and that aftershave man who got lots of money from Saudi Arabia. It feels like our own family, doesn’t it?

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2 months ago

Oh, it was right there! xx

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2 months ago

I once heard a gleeful commotion behind me on Whitehall. I looked round and it was Alistair Burnett on the shoulders of his equally drunk friend running like fuck down the street and screaming. I enjoyed that.

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2 months ago

You went there.

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2 months ago

As someone who took a keen interest in the Bloody Sunday killings by state appointed thugs, I’m delighted to know that it’ll only be 50 odd years before Jonathan Ross is OFFICIALLY told he’s completely innocent.

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2 months ago

Like a lot of people, I’m listening to Bowie albums today. Really gives me very fond memories of the much missed #5x1 lot. We had a bit of fun there for a while, didn’t we? And fuck Tim Burgess. We were first. Happy Bowie Day, everyone!

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2 months ago

We have really good crisps.

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2 months ago

I just took Greenland. It was easy. Anyone tries to take it from me will get ridiculed horribly in my next blog. Your move, “Trump”.

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2 months ago
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2 months ago
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This is a horrible and sickening trade war we are experiencing. Mark my words, things are going to get way more boring and stupid.

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2 months ago
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The new @timeveleigh.bsky.social album is wonderful. His previous album is too. You can buy it on Bandcamp or you can try it first on streaming services. It’s beautiful, gentle and slightly awkward indie folk music for a planet made up solely of decent people. If you can imagine that.

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2 months ago

Thanks, Alyx!

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