Mathota

The first spell I teach combatants is counterspell.

The second is teleport.

My unit has a record Zero casualties and Zero victories.

For beurocratic reasons, we are all decorated veterans with comfortable pensions.

God I love Wizard Wars.

Making a new spell called Magic Hitile that will always miss.

Dressing my apprentice up in silly little outfits so he knows I love him

When the Council said they would have me Dismembered for my transgressions, I thought they were like, going to take my membership card and kick me out. (Who cares right?)

I was apparently, very, very mistaken, and should have taken their threat a tad more seriously.

Adam: Dickcissel

God: Adam thats perfect name another

Adam: Bananaquilt

God: You are on a roll

*hits Pesh*

"What if the Age of Lost Omens actually is the Golden Age Aroden was prophesied to bring about?"

#Pathfinder

I cast a spell

You counterspell

I counterspell your counterspell

You counterspell my counterspell

I counter your countercounterspell

You counter my countercounterspell

My spell is countered

We are both down three spells

Everyone's time has been wasted

Dragon smut got me feeling like #fourthwing

You think once your old Circle moves away, at least you will still be able to commune in your dreams.

Then you realise you live in different timezones.

have you heard about [frogs]? it's said that if you touch a [frog], it will [spit]! I've even heard that [frogs] that are [spit] on, may [spit] in turn. Hmm.... perhaps if you make a great number of [frogs] [spit] upon each other, a [treasure] will appear!

Cooking up a curse

Cooking up a curse

Will hardly make things better

But could hardly make them worse

do NOT speak to me with derision. I have no space for your darkness in my world of sunshine and light

They are starting to Unionise, im so fucked

I mean, they say they should. But they would say that.

Should Simulacrums have rights?

You call me tasteless but if the bloodloss says anything it's that I'm delicious

I'm not 100% convinced hubris is an emotion. Then again you are saying it with confidence so you probably know what you are talking about.

"How do these Adventurers keep finding me?"

I say, atop my stone tower, encircled by glowing orbs, as I cast a fireball out the window at a passing pigeon.

casts a spell on you

I peared beyond the veil, and honestly base reality has much more going on than the boring cogs and leavers going on backstage.

We're working our way up the tier list until all the Entities learn their lesson. Next the Green man. Then I'm gonna eat some snakes and fight Yig.

Beating the shit out of the Ketamine-Hat-Man and calling it Substance Abuse

"The Burn will be a life changing experience" yeah I'm back from the festival more cynical and jaded than ever.

That a bunch of hippies in a field, drugged out of their mind, trading stickers, would have a good time was not news, and I think less of you for thinking I wasn't already aware of that.

The ritual to summon a Lesser Great One is only slightly less involved, expensive, and dangerous, than the ritual required to summon the boys for Saturday night cards.

he not busy being born is busy vibing

do NOT ascend to enlightenment it does NOT free you from the terrors of flesh

I just looked into Mothman and this cryptid doesn't even live in crypts???

It doesn't haunt cemetery-goers and eat the bones of the dead???

Talk about false advertising.

The real friendship was the magic we made along the way