Jade

So you’ve been destroyed a thousand times. Just means you know a thousand ways to rebuild yourself.

Keep going.

Dear Maggots, idolizing a politician is like believing that stripper really likes you.

You say elections like Wig actually plans on leaving… or holding an election

It’s Voldemort’s healthier touchy feely brother.

Are these the same people claiming Antifa “members” are terrorists and did they get their info from the “girlfriend of the antifa leader”?

Peckish

Grandbaby just asked why I’m so pale now. TF…. It’s sugar cookie season. Mind ya bidness chile. #paperbagprincess bs

I have to remind myself on the daily that I’m still saving up bail.

I hope she sue tf out them all.

Annnd if y’all see anybody 5 finger discounting… NO to you didn’t. You have glaucoma go smoke some.

Ohhh I’m here for those “fun jumps”

Hi, my name is [NAME], I'm a constituent in [ZIP CODE]. I'm calling because I saw that [TERRIBLE THING] is happening. I think this is appalling. [PERSONAL STORY, if you have one.] I want you to do everything you can to stop this. I will remember your actions when I cast my next vote. Thank you.

Here is a script you can use for any issue. Find your reps' # at reps.fyi or 5calls.org. Every time you see a news story that horrifies you: call, or something else about it. It matters to say what you believe. You are setting a norm.

Why would I do business with anyone who thought voting for him was a smart decision? This is the ultimate proof of poor judgement.

#oyemira

💥 New Zealand knows what’s up!!

What the fuck are you doing? Get off your ass and demand that these criminals step the fuck down! #oyemira

Oh hell yes they do 😏

It’s rude I know. All that chewing… but apparently vodka isn’t a potato and whiskey ain’t water.

Adulting blows

Bet.

Be very careful with those who refuse self reflection and accountability. If they can’t be honest with themselves; they’ll never be honest with you.

I’m very laid back, but I’ll lean forward and in real fvckin quick.

Slow your roll.

💯

Enjoy!

Poor people don’t abuse the system. The system abuses poor people.

And we enjoy it sober… cause fire and breath play ain’t no joke

Sir! S use moi, i suddenly be havin a hot flash.

Ma’am!! I is nekkid 🫣

If they f with US citizens ability to get prep, I will happily ship it from Canada. This rage Auntie ain’t gonna sit on that.