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Jess 33, (she/her) ♡LOTR. Benedict Cumberbatch. Martin Freeman. Sebastian Stan. Hufflepuff. Art. Maths Degree. Cats. Anime. Youtube.♡ 511arts.etsy.com

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Latest posts by jess511.bsky.social on Bluesky

But hey if they get sassy it probably means they're comfortable chatting to you so that's something 🤣

01.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOL absolutely valid

31.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tried to persuade black cat Eddie from down the road to stay and be a cool decoration if he's gonna insist on hanging around but if he wasn't getting scraps of food he wasn't interested 🤣🤣

31.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Have they played at one that lasted yet??? I wouldn't splurge either 🤣🤣🤣

31.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love this!!

31.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Since lockdown I've been putting out little baggies/mini boxes of sweets for kids to take and this year I considered answering the door properly but honestly I'm in such low battery mode atm I was like nah but I heard a group show up and one kid went "THIS WAS THE ONE WITH THE BOXES!" *proud face*🤣

31.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But nah I feel you until this year when I started volunteering I had next to zero experience talking to kids and I still feel a bit lost but mostly they're very lovely..these kiddos sound hopped on a sugar and getting mean 🤣🤣

31.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I chat with an 8 year old for approximately a solid hour about KPop Demon Hunters this week 🤣🤣. She told me her cousin said she had a crush on Jinu..but she thinks she has a crush on Derpy 🤣

31.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Please behold my child

31.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Rumi looks a bit put-out but I had like 10 minutes and was holding conversation 🤣🤣

29.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Combination of juggling being fully in charge of Sketch Group and best friends with an 8 year old for 2 hours has absolutely done me in 🤣

29.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I have an actual paid commission that needs finishing so obviously instead I spent the past couple of days making this to go outside for Halloween 🤣🤣 #KpopDemonHunters

28.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Queen

28.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Boy was fully dead to the world for a while there

26.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

However, however I'm slowly losing feeling in one of my feet so I don't think I can sit this way much longer

26.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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However I've had to pause activities because sir wants to nap here....

26.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Uterus not quite up to sitting scrunched up working on my commission today so thought I might do a bit of Halloween prep

26.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haha aww bless you! My dad is often annoyed by the half dead plants at the shops and buys them to try and save them 🤣

24.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m not going to be partaking again this year, I have other stuff I need to work on, but I wanted to put it out there again anyway in case others were interested! 😁

24.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wordle 1,588 3/6

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24.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️

24.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg he does look like that crossover 🤣

23.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Indeed! At the bottom of the pages it says "please pass it on when you've read it" which I assume is what happened here...grim. Probably at least means no shops will stock it 😅

23.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Yeeeeeee ma boy #PokemonLegendsZA

23.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone unironically captioning a photo with "scamdemic" is not in my book to be taken seriously 🤣. Dad's friend was commending me for actually taking the time to read it and I went "I'm just seeing who's paying for an advert in here so I can boycott them" 🤣🤣

22.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Elderly friend of my dad's quite sweetly likes to come round to see my dad when he wants to hear a well rounded opinion on something to help him decide things and he came today and went "just been given this outside Sainsbury's what do you think?"
Spoilers: far right dangerous conspiracy bullshit

22.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh thank you 😁 I just heard Dermot seemingly go into introducing the next song so he went "that was david tennant. This guy just won tbe mercury prize" and David went "DID I?!" 🤣

22.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yknow..so many years of listening to radio 2 and I've never known what Sally looked like until now 🤣🤣

I got in my car saturday RIGHT as this interview ended..they were like "ok that was david tennant" i was like aw man 🤣

22.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I got kitty 🤣🤣 not all true but..not all false 🤣

22.10.2025 16:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I have a little less of the general "kind of yucky and tired" feeling which is nice but my throat is still clearly going through something because my voice has had some wild moments today 🤣

21.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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