Theasigma

Trying to find a Christmas present for gf’s dad. I’ve never met him. Ran out of brain in the supermarket. He might be getting a baby yoda pez dispenser and some teak oil.

17.12.2024 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe it’s the multiple gins, but proud of mother for chilling the fuck out over the last few years. She was surprisingly cool meeting my lovely girlfriend. You know they got on well because mother offered her The Good Gin. The red one.

27.11.2024 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FINE. I’M BACK.

20.11.2024 09:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When people ask me how many heck’s I give

28.10.2023 13:16 — 👍 171    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 1

26.10.2023 01:00 — 👍 173    🔁 37    💬 4    📌 8

Old line art engraving showing a witch at the door with text: WHAT TO DO IF THERE IS A WITCH AT YOUR DOOR 1: Invite them in. 2: Make tea. 3. Plot against the Puritans.

Truth.

25.10.2023 21:55 — 👍 583    🔁 197    💬 8    📌 13

A leak (the vegetable) looking serious under a sink.

Found a serious leak under the sink. Please send help.

25.10.2023 15:20 — 👍 1038    🔁 147    💬 36    📌 9

Black and white photo of a very cute shorthaired black kitten with the sweetest little button nose, sitting up in profile on a desk. Its forepaws are on some buttons of a call switchboard and its mouth is quite near the slender adjustable microphone attached to the unit. It looks like it's concentrating on a call.

The problem with the world today is that kittens aren't allowed to work as police dispatchers any more. 1972. digitaltmuseum.se/021018614723...

25.10.2023 06:27 — 👍 1087    🔁 153    💬 19    📌 10

Quote post with a foolish injury:
Fell over my mate's handbag getting out of the car. Elbow hit the curb. Ended up in A&E at about 4am, trying to explain I was absolutely sober and snapped the end off my elbow falling over a handbag.

24.10.2023 14:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello internet. I am having A Week.

24.10.2023 10:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0