Shell

Oh, youse will like this.
I asked the barmaid for her number last night. Alas, she was married.
To the barman. 😂

(I was at my neighbour's birthday party with my Mammy lol)

Ahh going to Lourdes tomorrow! Can't get drunk or hoor about because people from church are gonna be there, as well as my priest lol
Never been to France, don't speak French... Any pointers for advice would be gratefully received, troops! 😘

I've changed my mind, I need people to talk to me cos I'm going to Lourdes on My & I don't know any fucking French besides some numbers & a vague idea of whether certain words are feminine or masculine.

PLEASE, tell me useful phrases (with pronunciation, if possible) ❤️🙏🏻

No one talk to me, I have been and still am super horny for Mads Mikkelsen's Hannibal.
Basically, I redirected all my lust & obsession thing to a fictional character because otherwise I may have done a Very Bad & Questionable Decision (getting back in touch with an awesome shag who is a crap person)

Starmer is a treasonous con artist. He needs to be removed and sent to The Hague.

*Me last night*: wtf is that noise? At least they all seem to be in tune. This place doesn't have gig venues, no idea what concert I'm hearing.

*Me today*: Ohhh it was apparently the punk thing at Bellahouston Park last night, which I managed to hear nearly 10miles away.

Seriously. Nearly 10miles.

*hugs, if wanted*

Ahh, an English fella on a TV advert just said 'loch' the proper way, with the throaty '-ch' at the end of it!

I'm well impressed.

'checks it out' then nobody else can download it until it's 'return date' when it's removed from the borrowers' app.
I just... I... I want things now. And the entire series, not just books 1 & 3 (Christmas Elf series by #BenMiller aka @deathinparadise.bsky.social's #DIRichardPoole 😂

Bold of you to assume libraries these days are gonna stock anything remotely decent 😅

Actually, the #BorrowBox app annoys the fuck out of me cos it is also quite limited in its ebooks (limited as in 'has very little that *I* want). And it acts like an actual library where if someone...

It's interesting to see news presenters saying that Starmer can't just ignore attacks on Twitter because they have real world effects, when for years they've been telling trans people, immigrants, Muslims etc. to do exactly that.

Fear not mentals, the NHS has an infinite supply of six week online courses in how not to be sad.

#Tumblr deactivated my account, with its 3 shitty blogs. No idea why. Probably a mistake. I've challenged it. Possibly offended them in my message, which won't make them more likely to fix the issue but whatever.
And naturally, this is when I feel I MUST go on Tumblr, after neglecting it for ages 😅

national health executive.com Hundreds of private patients moved to NHS hospitals after complications The Private Healthcare Information Network (PHIN) revealed that nearly 600 private patients needed emergency care that independent, and NHS private hospitals were unable to provide. Patients had to be transferred to NHS hospitals from private acute units due to complications during treatment. Between June 2021 and the same month, the previous year 577,800 people received private healthcare across the UK revealing that 1 in 1,000 patients needed an emergency transfer.

Private healthcare being evil just not limited to the US… do you know in the UK when they fuck up an operation and intensive care is needed they call an ambulance to get the patient sent to an NHS hospital because having an ICU on site isn’t profitable

a cartoon character is laying in a bed with a pillow Alt: a cartoon character is yellow & laying in a bed with a pillow. I think he's from Happy Adventure Time? I don't know, I'm also sick.

Happy New Year!

I have a bad cold or mild flu, unsure. Seems like everything aches & I'm exhausted doing the most basic of tasks. Lemsip good. Self-medicating with cheese and Port.

'oh, priests say it's bad'

Aye well the Magdalene laundries with slave labour and abuse was also wrong, but done by an awful minority, & let's not get started on the widespread cover up of paedo priests, so let's just be grateful you've got some cunt still *willing* to convert, aye?

Pretty sure there's strikes against me for converting cos I've downvoted priests & other Catholics for their (blatantly obvious?) questions on that Reddit sub, cos I don't like the responses lol

(who tf asks priests their opinions on Hozier's 'Take Me To Church'? It'll CLEARLY be negative!)

Rimmer from Red Dwarf, scowling.

I am constantly insulted on this platform.

'wow. If I was younger, skinny, short AND pretty with a brilliant rack, I'd be in WAY more danger of getting stuck in washing machines or under beds!'

I am a Bad potential convert, however, cos I haven't been to Mass in about 3wks.

Can I blame the devil for me succumbing so easily to laziness & desiring the comfort of bed? 😅

(have legit noticed a bad change in my patience etc. With my NOT attending Mass, so that's possibly an answer itself)

It's gonna hold my rosary & my pocket books with the Order of Mass and the 'simple guide to saying rosary'. And also a book on forgiveness which I unfortunately thought would tell me HOW to forgive, instead of why it's good I should go to confession & do penance (I can't until I'm part of the tribe)

Fabric zippered rectangular pouch, featuring medieval imagery with a blue-haloed winged angel holding a praying baby/toddler whilst a haloed crowned woman in blue top and red skirts is wrestling a talon-footed demon by it's horns. The text states, (in blue font) "Hail Mary, full of grace", then, (in red, calligraphy-style font) "punch the devil in the face"

I suspect that I may not be considered to be taking #RCIA seriously when I turn up to chapel after New Year with this

(can be found on Etsy at: www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...)

🎄christmas gfm share🎄

would really really love to be in the final 10% by my surgical consult on january 17th, which is £290 and 24 days away!

shares super super appreciated and donations even more so, but no pressure 🎁

Just a few guys dressed up as chips being chased by more guys dressed up as seagulls.

This made me laugh out loud. 😁

a man wearing a top hat is eating a sandwich with a newspaper in his hand Alt: Gif of a man (Hercule Poirot, played by David Suchet) wearing a top hat and white scarf is outside is eating a fish supper out of newspaper wrapping, and begins to eat quicker as he finds he enjoys the taste

#Poirot, my beloved ❤️

(reading the most recent @sophiehannah.bsky.social book, courtesy of the #BorrowBox app my local library told me about. AND it's set at Christmas).

this is a video of a lawyer telling you why you should absolutely never talk to the cops without a lawyer, and then a cop 'rebutting' by explaining further why you should absolutely never talk to the cops without a lawyer

OK no, yeah, FB is too overwhelming. I really do want to know how my friends & relatives are doing, but it's actually all a bit much when I feel super inadequate and my achievement today has been remembering to take my medication.

Oh shit, my meds...

Elf on a shelf is coercive surveillance parenting setting up kids to accept authoritarianism and any parents engaged in it should stop being such manipulative cunts.

*hugs, if wanted*