Jaguar Jock

Illusion of choice and the lie of hope in the US political system

Saw an insane but effective take: "consider we have just received actual footage of a ufo getting hit by a hellfire missile and surviving, THAT's how incriminating the Epstein files are"

Tonight’s pump brought to you by ben & jerrys pumpkin cheesecake

Mango & cherry are my 2 favorite flavors of anything

Not disappointed using this as my preworkout mixer. Actually kinda good

I’ll stretch so hard I go out 😅

I might keep it around here, maybe an inch or 2 longer

First gym day in a couple weeks. How are we feeling about the hair? 😅

Leading gym crush candidate is the 6’ beefy ginger with the pythons 🤩

Taking 3 pen rips with my preworkout because I fight WITH my demons, not against them

It’s so good. And 180mg caffeine 😅

Krypto. Get the toy!

This pump brought to you by Vietnam 🇻🇳

Just when I give up caffeinated preworkout this beauty comes along

Down to the Taco Bell damn 😭

Forcing the work to happen after work. Who scheduled a Pull Day the day after dropkick practice

The demon is a tapeworm

Oh the muffin top is still very real. But I’ve built a big enough torso guys don’t notice it 😅

a cardboard box with the words box of shame painted on it ALT: a cardboard box with the words box of shame painted on it

You when I find you 😂

It’s my best gym tank because it’s women’s cut 😭 tiny waist, big tits 😅

#PushDay

I’m really gonna need gyms to start banning these old guys leaving changing stalls and shower curtains wide open 😖

Netanyahu found shitting himself with rage

Careful, the last guy who asked for that ended up cumming 😈

Would you ever make a poster of that design? it goes so hard

Right when I’m feeling small, and the pump isn’t pumping, I get asked if I’m on gear 😅
We all natty though babes 😘

Jacking off is a lot like basketball bc sometimes you dribble and sometimes you shoot

Realizing I accidentally infiltrated The Straights™️ when a coworker asked if I’d seen the F1 movie because it “seemed like my kind of thing”