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@snoozyrests.bsky.social

(He/Him) | Cyber Security PhD Researcher @ University of Bristol | Industrial Security Nerd | Malware Enthusiast | Generic Communist | Annoying Vegan My posts are not reflective of my employer.

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Latest posts by snoozyrests.bsky.social on Bluesky

You can't just expect them to have imaginations! How will they keep fighting the same boogeyman if they have to do some original thinking??? /s

17.10.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At that point I'd be taking 'being accused of ruining the wedding' as a point of pride

12.08.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep getting emails that acknowledge it was AI generated at the bottom with a bit that says 'if you have any questions not answered by this AI slop, please message' and I need folks to know that its neither cute nor funny.

12.08.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as someone who likes to see the best in people the number of fuckers falling for the computer saying "while i'm just a chatbot... i think you're really special! ;)" is testing me

12.08.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4366    πŸ” 602    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 25

Advertisements for the military are so interesting because there's shit blowing up, people in the same uniforms as the POV dying, and a big sign saying 'this could be you!'

How effective is the 'look how much this fucking sucks' strategy of advertising?

11.08.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the thing about "phd experts in your pocket" is you can basically just email real ones

10.08.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

I've not used google in years but I do catch myself wondering how much the search engines enshittification will affect industrial control research since it can already be hard to find good sources online.

04.01.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cyber security meet cute where its an address from a university range probing my honeypots

02.01.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with using base youtube as a music client is that it has the "TV in a bar" effect where if I see even a hint of a music video while switching windows I am immediately immersed

02.01.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, the sound profile of old devices really is unparalleled. Just tickles my brain.

02.01.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope i did well lol

02.01.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10428    πŸ” 4029    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 49

Goals for 2025: finish PhD on time

All else: wingin it

01.01.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The difference between misinformation and disinformation:

β€’ MISinformation = MIStake

β€’ DISinformation = DIShonest

Misinformation is incorrect or misleading information.

Disinformation is intentionally dishonest and meant to spread falsehoods to mislead, confuse, and hurt others.

28.12.2024 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Very funny that the new US admin ain't even in yet and the leopards are already eating Musks face.

28.12.2024 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Akihiko from Persona 3 complaining that the party is in Tartarus when its christmas. Tartarus in this game is a massive extra-dimensional prison tower labyrinth where embodiment's of negative emotion emerge from.

Akihiko from Persona 3 complaining that the party is in Tartarus when its christmas. Tartarus in this game is a massive extra-dimensional prison tower labyrinth where embodiment's of negative emotion emerge from.

how it feels still working on a paper on christmas eve

24.12.2024 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad that more people are learning how much of a crazy scam Honey is, but I feel how scummy they are has been the worst kept secret for years.

23.12.2024 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a mate in high school who was numbers autistic, which worked oddly well with my hyperfixation on birds because we would sit and watch these big clouds of migrating birds and discuss flocking algorithms

19.12.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having trouble forming a jury because so many people are sympathetic to Luigi Mangione is quite funny but also really sad.

19.12.2024 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

therapist: "maybe you need a reason to get out and walk about, anything come to mind?"

me: "i could start wardriving, but like, on foot?"

therapist: *pensive stare* "im going to need you to explain what that is"

19.12.2024 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"guys how to a extract ip addresses from a log file without these extra characters my regex broke"

you fool, you absolute buffoon, its simply π“Šˆπ“€“π“€“π“€₯𓃩𓃆π“ˆ₯π“ŠŽ π“„π“€π“‹Άπ“ˆ‘π“Š‰

18.12.2024 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how people on StackOverflow will get really mad at posters not understanding Regex's and then post literal hieroglyphics with little to no description

18.12.2024 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the ONS website showing the average private rent for the city of Bristol rising to Β£1748 in November 2024, accompanied by a map showing Bristol

Screenshot from the ONS website showing the average private rent for the city of Bristol rising to Β£1748 in November 2024, accompanied by a map showing Bristol

The avg rent in Bristol is now a staggering Β£1748. Tenants are handing over a growing slice of their pay packet every month to keep a roof over their heads - often in poor quality & insecure homes. Renters Rights Bill must include rent controls to stop tenants being ripped off.

18.12.2024 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11
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Today, the UK government announced a proposal to change copyright law - for the benefit of AI companies - that would cause huge, irreversible harm to creators.

More info below, but most importantly here's what you can do (wherever you live):

1. Email your MP. Template letter in 🧡 πŸ‘‡

1/10

17.12.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5412    πŸ” 4149    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 644

"Celebratory orchestra tour for the 10th anniversary of The Witcher 3"

Damn, there's multiple things in that sentence that make me feel old.

17.12.2024 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think in our excitement rushing to a new platform, we forgot it was created by a guy whose previous platforms moderation still kinda sucked even before the Nazi guy bought it.

15.12.2024 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

War of the Rohirrim was actually pretty good, some really janky animation in places, but otherwise an enjoyable movie

13.12.2024 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We gotta try, spaces like Cafe Kino are getting fewer and fewer in this city...

12.12.2024 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, Cafe Kino just cant catch a break can it?

12.12.2024 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two people standing on a red van holding a banner reading 'Cafe Kino'

Two people standing on a red van holding a banner reading 'Cafe Kino'

Cafe Kino is in danger of closing.

Not just a cafe, it’s a non profit co-op rooted in the radical creative spirit of Stokes Croft, Bristol. It’s a place where artists, activists, and queer folk have found a community.

Please take part πŸ‘‡

www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/save-cafe-...

#Bristol

12.12.2024 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

somehow you majorly misread a one sentence post

11.12.2024 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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