Tréoncé

You should be allowed to hit one cyclist with your car if you have a bad day at work

“8:20-11:20 delivery window”, my left NUT

I’m like oh, just go prop open the door, but what if a murderer comes in? What if my building manager gets pissed? What if some porch pirate comes in and STEALS my delivered package?

I really shouldn’t online shop. My anxiety on delivery day like actually spikes. I cant focus on anything but this delivery not only because I want my new stuff but because I’m terrified of a missed delivery and the drama that follows that.

@LuigiMangione, I just spent $9.30 on an ICEE at the AMC.

Please advise

I am actually incapable of caring about the fucking Super Bowl.

Finishing my book that’s taken me all month to read is getting me through the rest of today.

Tik tok web app is such trash

I can’t. I sent back my old iPhone in TWO DAYS.

They’re all so ugly on the Meta tok. I need my Fyp 😭 😭

Oh god kill me instead

Bought the new iPhone. no tik tok.

Still have my iPhone for 14 days before sending in for trade in 😭

I might have to go back to reels you guys 😭

Really excited for my edible and wing stop tonight

HELP. I can’t stop listening to #Eusexua

NO SERIOUSLY.

Pull the TRIGGGGGGEERRRRR

Pull the trigger piglet

When I reach 50 likes on Hinge of people I don’t find attractive.

I’m going to kill myself

I’m at 34

I actually don’t want to scroll through 12+ photos from your year.

Videos are permissible without a cringy song attached.
1SE- I actually love lmao

KRYPTO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vancouver Swifties!!!!

READY for night 3!!!!!!!

#VancouverTSTheErasTour

Spotify wrapped and Apple Music replay season is MY FAVORITE.

WHO ARE YOU ALL LISTENING TOOOOOOOOOOO

I get the hype around coco now. It’s like a genuinely good movie??????

if taylor ever releases a cookbook, i’m immediately buying that shit

This is obviously the point of selfies-
But I love just like posting a pic where I look hot and then watching all the reactions coming in over the course of 24 hours.
Long day at work? Post a hot pic. Works. every. time.

Girl I rake that validation INNNNNN

This new dog bear thing chill guy is incredibly dumb

Nicki Minaj. The Pinkprint 10th year anniversary. queeeeennn. 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

Officially snowing in Paris and I am sad to not be there to see it.

Also like a whole month earlier than last year 😭

Gladiator 1 high to prepare for gladiator 2 ……… drunk? 🤔😏

I love Taylor Swift

Stop. Do I like actually post here instead of just retw**ting everything 🤔