A reminder for those of us who have to travel during the shut down.
1. None of this is TSA’s fault and they’re being made the face of it while not getting paid.
2. They cannot get rude customers together because they are at work BUT YOU CAN.
Watching War Machine with Alan Ritchson.
I’m BEGGING someone to put this man in a romcom. And I mean an honest to goodness early 2000s style romcom
I KNOW his physical size makes it easy to make him a cop or a soldier or whatever in everything
But he’s so incredibly charming I KNOW he’d be great
Is it 6:21pm?
Yes.
Is it cold and dark and so I therefore already wanna go to bed?
Also yes. 😂
I have largely checked outta the sneaker game cuz I’m not interested in the hunger games every time something drops but I’m surprisingly sad about not getting the neon 95s today. Being one of the most common sizes in America is trash 😂
The only thing I’ve ever considered being is worse 🤷🏽♀️
“What’s your most expensive habit?”
“Having to feed myself multiple times a day.”
😂🤣
VP woulda done many things that would not have been ok as president
Because the leader of a capitalist, imperialist nation always will
But to pretend that she woulda illegally & unilaterally started a war is just…deeply fucking stupid
I wanted to say something more eloquent there. But yeah. That.
I started watching Jurassic World Rebirth cuz I wanted to watch something mindless.
I severely underestimated how irritated I’d be by watching a movie full of greedy people not learning years of lessons for the sake of profit given *waves hand* everything.
Captain of the USS Putting That Shit The Fuck On
Every time i walk in this house late i am shocked- SHOCKED!- to discover that the person who has to take off my makeup is me 😂
So, the Trump DOJ failed to release files concerning an Epstein accuser with claims involving Trump... but did manage to accidentally reveal that the files existed?
Americans are fed up with this administration’s mix of incompetence and corruption. Time to come clean.
I love the audacity 😂
I’d run to confessional and change my life so fast 😂
This is all I’m saying. Who else did he yell slurs at? Cuz if it’s only these two, then…
I have not been a practicing catholic in decades and this would still absolutely break me 😂
Hearing Archie Eversole at a football game not featuring Atlanta is weird. 😂
Man: Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?
Me: Bad Bunny.
Man: Oh. Are you one of those girls who doesn’t know anything about sports?
*looks directly at the camera*
Me: Yeah. I don’t know anything about any sports.
🙄
Dammit do I need this? 😂
I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.
A friend asked why I haven’t been online as much. It’s 2 things…
1. I’m super busy.
2. I find myself typing and deleting, “Are you dumb?” in response to the things people say multiple times a day and I’m tryna chill 😂
For someone who never has anything to wear, I shole be having a lot of clothes to fold after I wash 😩
I was in no way prepared to share a world with other kids who also grew up hearing they could be anything, and chose to be fucking super villains 🥴
That’s enough, 2026.
Co-sign.
I didn’t think I was gonna make it those first few episodes.
But Schitt’s Creek is one of the best TV shows ever. And rarely does a show of its size and popularity nail the ending so perfectly.
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
My boss and I are very close.
If there was a part of my job I flat out refused to do, I would be very unemployed very quickly.
The sound of the laugh I just let out 😂😂
Me: I need a new TV show to watch. Something light and fluffy.
*starts The Night Manager*
😂😂😂
I cannot unrecommend mixing hypnotiq and Cuervo together enough 😂
THE SWEEPING. I don’t even know where all this shit came from lol
