La

Do I own a home?
Nope.
Do I want one of these anyway?
Absolutely.

The abyss called. Your screams are noted.

Is it time to have a drink yet? Lol

This is probably what date night is like if you were a regular person living in the marvel cinematic universe.

😂🤣

Change approved. Lol

It’s always a roulette of possibilities and I love them so very much 🥹

Anytime my friends pull up in my messages I dunno what I’m gonna get. Could be an unhinged take, could be a true crime debrief or a political opinion or a wildly inappropriate meme or an ask to pick out something while shopping or a date rundown or the sweetest, most sentimental thing ever

Back.

I would call him back!!!! Often.

Im just here so I wont get fined.

And if you say season 2, you are incorrect.

Without downloading any new pics , where are you mentally:

Have done this. Very recommend.

Favorite pic of yourself in nature.

Mykonos, Greece summer 2016. Greece so quickly became my favorite place in the world.

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

I wish you could see my face after watching this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love whatever is wrong with you 😂🤣🤣

It also reminds me… about 90% of yall pursue life coaching (either using one or becoming one) when what you actually need is therapy.

I need 2 things expeditiously:

1. For her to be ok
2. For someone to warn her therapist because omg

I assume everyone on social media is lying so I don’t generally get super invested in anything but pets, but this lady on TT swearing up and down her therapist is in love with her has me ENRAPTURED. Mostly cuz I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed such a clear break from reality.

The internet was so much better until every site decided to make customers out of us.

These are all the dogs we sponsored in July ❤️‍🩹

You’re never the same after this.
Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
But it’s a helluva adjustment.

If I send you this, I am disgusted by how feckless you are.

Alfredo 2 is so good.
As is Don’t Tap the Glass.

And I cannot properly listen to either of them cuz Let God Sort em Out WILL NOT UNHAND ME 😂

Weeping at Interstellar in IMAX is probably healing.

NEVER! And we ain’t even gotta go back and forth about it. Just go with god. 😂

I think I’d ultimately appreciate this crashout on the first date. Because if you can’t afford fajitas, you can’t afford shit that’s gone happen from here on out.

100% success rate

I don’t. That’s his lawn now. 😂