ayyyy

it just feels insane? he’s soooo cheap for the quality of pitching (also he’s fun)

cst and im delirious

ok now we have to make it to 18 to see who the dodgers put on the mound

baseball

what happens in baseball if you run out of all your players lol

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Where is the Art Decider guy when we need him

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

why is the brutalist so horny lmao

’Tis bitter cold

The bears finally win one against the pack and tankathon has crashed lol

Pray for me I’m going grocery shopping the Monday before thanksgiving

I’ve screamed “what is going on???” More times this game than I have this entire year #bears

Screenshot from slate interview of Barney. Question: did you think about writing it in a more traditional journalistic style. Answer: Not once. My original draft had no quotation marks.

Vincenzo “Nick” Barney, my brother in hell, you cannot say you were apeing Martin Amis and then say this

jesus christ the new half waif album is devastating

It’s so clear the vf cormac mccarthy article was written by a dude who also wants to fuck traumatized teenagers

just read the most unhinged job req. it STARTS:

All I can promise are lower than usual wages, bitter cold, and long hours wading through complete darkness on a regular basis.

there is very little margin of error in learned league c rundles. i'm getting my ass kicked

4th quarter? time for some flus and trash o-line shenanigans

ofc we stall and kick on a 2nd down, and ofc it's blocked. incredible

hahahahaha wow the bears manage to own themselves yet again

just dumb penalties everywhere. why are the bears so bad

we need some sort of agreed upon hashtag or organization to follow specific games

how far into the game before they start posting the quarterback comparison graphics

well at least the bears are on the board. i guess.

After a rough few weeks, I think my best bet is to totally outsource my happiness and sense of worth to the Bears as they take on the Packers.

aw man how do I get in on these Dorsey dollars?

if real, lmao

Is this real bc lately reality has been collapsing upon itself

Has Matt Eberflus Been Fired Yet? Tracking page for Matt Eberflus firing. Don't hold your breath. #savecaleb

one down, one to go www.eberflusfiredyet.com