kiril, internet orc

i think the holidays are stupid but it means i can eat cranberry sauce on sandwiches every day for a month. i think im okay with that trade

i never claimed to be smart

oh. i got tampa bay lightning and the leafs mixed up. my brain saw navy jersey and was like "k"

loss? leafs won 2-1, ekeing it out in the final hour

@rockheadkengo.bsky.social i hope youre enjoying watching your team against The Team That Always Chokes

rekt

just found out I got my first show banned overseas for including a (chaste) gay kiss on the cheek in the board 💀

agreed

come to edmonton instead

Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.

Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).

"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".

invoking the clause twice in a month (earlier to quash teachers right to protest and attempt to bargain for more resources and better pay so they can actually teach their kids) is stupid. i hate this fucking government lol

in short, albertan courts said that these laws are a breach of charter rights (and they are) because they limit access to trans health care and the right for minors to self identify, in particular without informing their parents which puts trans and queer kids at risk

headline reading "Alberta to invoke notwithstanding clause to shield 3 transgender bills from court challenges". Subheader reads "The Alberta government has tabled legislation that seeks to invoke the notwithstanding clause to shield a suite of bills that affects transgender youth and adults from legal challenges." The accompanying picture is of Alberta Premier Danielle Smith and one of her dipshit ministers that look like a walking thumb

i'm sure most people here arent in the loop re: alberta politics but. i just wanna say i think we should trash the notwithstanding clause because it keeps getting used to ram through the worst fucking laws

bicycles...... are not boards

for anyone curious the sculptures are by Catherine Burgess

my baby is so refined that theres no remaining molasses

a discord screenshot. internet orc kiril: (an image of several delicate looking sculptures including a hollow incomplete cube with a L shape inside of it, a second, large wire frame incomplete cube with pieces on the wall to complete the shape, and finally an empty folded semi circle and folded rectangle set together, only the shadow connecting them) kiaroscuro: My Minimalist Baby's Playground

ask me about my minimalist baby

i forgot i sent this to you

my good friend kiril on discord sending me a picture of a dog captioned "send this to your puppy girl friends"

hello puppy girl friends. i have a message for you.

i love the big yawn expression a lot. i love the way you drew cedar and brought him to life my man

buddy you talk to orcs regularly it's always orctober

sleepy

it's easier for me to read. i would be happy to forward further questions to my ombudsman

reskote is my preferred past tense from reskeet because i'm not letting "reskat" happen"

what else is the past tense of reskeet

i'll make sure to include faye webster lyrics in all of my future correspondence with you

discord messages from internet orc kiril, 18:26 mountain time: trump might be the glizzy gulper oh wait you already reskote posts about it

discord messages: Katie - 22:22 Mountain Time: I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST CALLING HIM GAY internet orc kiril: GOD THAT'S 2017 ERA TWITTER SHIT katie: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I MEAN I GOT THE GLIZZY GULPER BUT LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THE EMAILK

if there's any reason to cancel @katie.bzky.team i think it's this

Of Course

it's like real life too i'm being held together by my clothes

what if i did this too but the moment you undid the velcro there was nothing underneath but the filling of the plushie and it rendered the plushie unrepairable