Jack Frost

Read a post. Old dude complained about "not being able to say anything these days", etc.

He called a girl (probably much younger) "sweetheart"...

Brother, if you want to call some kid sweetheart, fine. She can call you a creep if she wants, too.

No one's limiting your speech?

I'm not sure if I want to live in a cozy, one-room hole in the ground, or a stupidly big, Dracula-style mansion with long winding halls and a 6 foot fireplace...

They tell me he's dying. Many people are saying, "His ankles - we can't tell where the calf begins." They're calling them cankles. He's VERY SICK. This is a WEAK, OLD MAN. Such a shame. Just as he was starting to Make America Great Again For The Rich And Powerful!

They tell me he's dying. Many people are saying, "His ankles - we can't tell where the calf is." They're calling them cankles. He's VERY SICK. This is a WEAK, OLD MAN. Such a shame. Just as he was starting to Make America Great Again For The Rich And Powerful!

Trump: I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize

Also Trump: Let's change the Department of Defense to the Department of War, because Defense doesn't sound hostile enough.

What is wrong with this guy? 😅

My golden retriever, free to explore the park: "Your hand, my mouth, now."

This pic of Trump doing the rounds is obviously fake, but can we please take it to the level of the JD Vance one? 😅

Dude looks like something you'd find at the back of your fridge after following the trail of the rotting smell.

Where the OC link at?! I want to see those Cucumbers covered in Vinegar!

Movie about the horrors of Nazi Germany

And you should have to watch Schindler's List before you get your 'voting license'.

Bluesky bans people who incite violence, but I would like clarification on a specific case:

When Elon Musk dies, and his body is inevitably cryogenically frozen, would I be breaching Bluesky's guidelines if I incited someone to shoot a little warm air from a hairdryer at him?

We need to set them up with each other 😅

The presidential briefing. An aide sits before Trump and says: "Sir, there are these African American ladies. They are beautiful ladies. They keep saying 'Please President Trump, come to Chicago, please'. They are very beautiful and very African American and they keep saying this."

The presidential briefing. An aide sits before Trump and says: "Sir, there are these African American ladies. They are beautiful ladies. They keep saying 'Please President Trump, come to Chicago, please'. They are very beautiful and very African American and they keep saying this."

Does John Bolton's mustache have more hair than Trump's head?

My list:

- Obama
- John Brennan
- James Clapper
- Shelby Pierson
- Hilary Clinton
- James Comey
- Adam Schiff
- Letitia James
- Lisa Cook
- Jerome Powell
- Joe Biden
- Kamala Harris
- Liz Cheney
- John Bolton
- ~30 more intelligence officials from Obama's admin ('Russia Hoax' accusations)

How many people has Trump's admin gone after with yet-to-be-proven allegations?

And what happens if literally none of these people are found guilty of anything?

I'll leave my list below. Let me know if I'm missing anyone.

I wish I was followed by as many attractive women who want to get to know me, and recent jackpot winners who are just desperate to share their cash with me, as I am on Bluesky...

The algorithms for the social medias I am aware of suck.

They encourage engagement farming, click baiting, etc.

Is the creation of an algorithm that rewards original, high-quality content impossible?

Surely there is a demand for this...

Matt Gaetz’s Newborn Baby Immediately on MAHA Diet The ex-congressman’s child, Luckey, will be MAHA from Day 1.

What's a MAHA diet?

The bacteria that swims around raw milk, pan-fried in a mixture of Ivermectin and TRT?

www.thedailybeast.com/matt-gaetzs-...

We are fake nice to strangers, but show our 'true' self to partners.

How can you say you love someone, when you 'fake' it the least for them?

"Why have you got to be truthful with me when you lie to everybody else? Lie to me! Smile! Fake it with me!"

"Because I love you, I get the least of you."

If you use your pinky instead of your thumb, maybe

🔥Hot Take #1:

TikTok is the modern freak show. Its algorithm is brilliant at finding people who look or sound “odd” and then feeding them to audiences who enjoy mocking them. Many of these creators crave attention and willingly perform, but most can’t monetize it.

Looks like more 'unpatriotic' numbers have been released by the S&P Global Market Intelligence.

Somebody's going to get fired.

Another head for the spikes surrounding the Gilded White House.

When will these people learn...If you want to keep your job you must appease the Burger King!

He knows she's not dumb. She's deliberately made a spectacle out of his wife's appearance. He's rightly furious, I'm sure of it. The disrespect is astronomical.

Female names should begin with vowels and male names with consonants.

This is my little sexiest opinion.

Damn...

I think some of the guts discussing this were German.

Also, equivalence looks better for the country providing these degrees for free, rather than the one that enslaves you in debt.

There's something so funny about 1960s Batman.

I feel like I'm watching the daydream of a divorced Boomer dad stuck in traffic.

He'll have Shepard's pie when he gets home.

His wife's cooking was something he would die for. But now it's just one microwave meal after the other...

Yes, it seems quite plausible that the FBI would name their WiFi network "FBI surveillance van".

Laura Loomer lives in a cartoon world.

She's even tried to make herself look like a cartoon.

I've never seen a face that gave me such a sense of the uncanny valley.