Frenchie McFrenchface

It's the yeast they could do.

Why is there a T rex there??

😂😂

Did he even apologise??

Holy mother of God... 😵

I feel the US is going full "Idiocracy", this is just insane.

EXCLUSIVE TO ALL NEWSPAPERS POWDER KEG UK ABOUT TO BLOW UP AS BRITAIN STANDS ON THE BRINK OF THE WHOLE NATION DESCENDING INTO CIVIL WAR by Our Apocalypse Staff HELENA HANDCART THE entire country has turned into a tinderbox, one spark and the whole thing could turn into a raging inferno of hatred and violence. All it needs is one little push - preferably from us - and this once peaceful island will explode. It may not take much, maybe an article with some badly researched facts, maybe some exaggerated and provocative hyperbole, and before we know it there'll be blood on the streets, and flames too, as millions of furious citizens attack each other, the police, and the emergency services, not to mention the armed forces should they tragically be called in to deal with the hate-filled mob rampaging through our cities, towns and villages, armed with burning torches and pitchforks, calling for justice, free speech and the immediate death of everyone they don't like. (Top journalism, Ed). Make no mistake, if Britain even exists by next week, we will run this piece again until someone sparks the tinderbox on the brink of the powderkeg that... (cont. for entire summer).

No one sums up the utter shamelessness of the British press and the ugly politics of Farage quite like Private Eye.

😳

Indeed.
But grifters gonna grift and idiots will stay thick forever.

Morning Liz!

Morning Jim!

That was me too 😃

👏👏👏👏

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Good morning everybody

If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.

Omg yes!!
I think they thought the country is indeed full of racist voters .

Me too!!

Yeah I think I ran out of swear words .

And if the same thing is made in the US, those prices would go
Up to match the importing ones.

Astonishing but true ….

Exactly!!

Me neither but just something else would have done the trick.

And there are so many of them.
When we lived in France for a bit, the village had 3 pizzerias and one take away one. Nothing else .
Anyone wanting to open a crêperie would have made a fortune.

Boris Johnson has no fecking idea what he is talking about

ChatGPT cannot deliver meals, make a cup of tea, make a bed or help you get to the toilet

Fox News hosts are furious that Big Balls and Holly got beat up and people just filmed it instead of intervening.

“Who stands there and watches as someone gets attacked?”

These same people are perfectly fine with ICE kidnappings.

That’s true although there are good places but generally .. nope.

Yep I think they are absolutely inhumane.

Really?
@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social
Mother Theresa was an abuser.

The fuckers.