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Dan Olson

@foldablehuman.bsky.social

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I'm having a bad time with math this week.

05.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, for some reason I was like β€œair go faster” and didn’t think about it but it’s literally the opposite by a lot. Not only would the earthquake arrive first, it would arrive hours earlier.

05.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A """funny""" thing I've noticed is that if you see a buckwild and totally made up claim on Reddit and then search that claim on Google, trying to source it, the Gemini AI summary will be like "oh, yeah, that totally happened, and my source is that three hour old Reddit thread you were just reading"

05.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1683    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 12

One correction: I fumbled the late-addition math and calculated VST and Twitch moderators at one day rather than one week, so just take their numbers and x8 (it's another ~$100k)

05.12.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
What's the "Cost" of a Desert Bus?
YouTube video by Folding Ideas What's the "Cost" of a Desert Bus?

All righty, we got the all clear this time.

Follow Dan as he explores the "cost" of a Desert Bus:

05.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 377    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Is the speed of sound through the mantle and core fast enough for the earthquake to arrive before the wall of fire? πŸ€”

05.12.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

this is how I found out googling "Chicxulub" will summon a png of a meteor to fly across your screen

05.12.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Actually, the "new star" thing is debated, since it depends on exact composition. Maybe it was visible for weeks before impact, maybe it was invisible until it was well inside the orbit of the moon, maybe somewhere in between, like only a couple days.

05.12.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

One day there's a new star in the sky. Then over the course of a couple months it gets brighter. Then it's bright enough to see during the day. Then one day you're looking up, and one second it's pretty bright and the next the world has ended and everything is on fire.

05.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

You get all these artistic depictions of the Chicxulub asteroid that have it as, like, this big glowing rock in the sky, like the moon from Majora's Mask, and "oh, what would that have been like!? Imagine the stress!"

But the reality is almost worse.

05.12.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone is vulnerable to believing that their expertise - writing, tech, engineering, philosophy, whatever - is The Most Important One that’s going to Fix Everything, but there’s something unique about gambling addicts saying β€œwhat if we tried gambling our way to the truth?”

03.12.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 818    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Very funny how he tries to present β€œbetting on the next head coach at Penn State” as a righteous force cutting through misinformation

03.12.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 782    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, so, I didn't watch a lot of SG-1, but I always wondered why Daniel's wife wasn't on the show, so I looked it up, and wow! Wow! Woooow! What... what a story line they gave her. Wow.

Wow.

02.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, he's both? He takes the guns away from the kids and everyone looks at him like "what'd you do that for?!"

02.12.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The soldiers in Stargate are shockingly chill about a bunch of bronze age teenagers taking their guns.

When Snake Pliskin freaks out it's just because he's "unreasonably" traumatized by his kid dying playing with his sidearm.

Wild movie.

02.12.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Nobody but the band knew how many more songs they were going to play. The show's already a half hour overtime, and it's already the second encore. Every song could be the last. And in that head space, Gord singing the final line "it's been a pleasure doing business with you" broke something in me.

30.11.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

August 20, 2016. Gord Downy's final concert. CBC shelved the Olympics to broadcast the entire thing commercial free. The band comes back out for encore number two.

30.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, I haven't been able to make it more than a few seconds into the song in almost a decade now. I've re-listened to the entire Tragically Hip discography in the last couple years. Every song but one.

30.11.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like a day for putting on Yer Favourites and just crafting away until I bawl by eyes out when Scared comes on deep in disc 2.

30.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

PAC had to go into pro wrestling after the bottom fell out on dockside bare knuckle boxing.

28.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marina’s going to give Mox a gift bag, but inside is just gonna be a Tap Out shirt and then Yuta’s gonna get him with the plastic bag. #aew

27.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Greg, how do you get β€œSwaggy Jason” out of your head? Put it in the comments if you’d like to join a coven with the express goal of deleting Swaggy Jason from your mind, the internet, and reality.

26.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh I’m envious of how crisp that head shape is

26.11.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.

25.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1204    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
Crochet amigurumi of Hornet from Silksong, from a pattern by @Ami_amour (Instagram)

Crochet amigurumi of Hornet from Silksong, from a pattern by @Ami_amour (Instagram)

GARAMA!

pattern by Ami_amour (Instagram)

24.11.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 691    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

NOT ANYMORE!

22.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
DB2025 - Dan's tour of Miniature World from Kathleen
YouTube video by DesertBusForHope DB2025 - Dan's tour of Miniature World from Kathleen

I had such a good time. What a week. m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-4f...

22.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 168    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a lovely week, I have another half day before I head home.

22.11.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you go to Paggliacci’s in November you can skip the line if you choose the outdoor seats, and then they bring you blankets.

22.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank yous have started, tune in for the Final Busdown shortly and slide in any last minute donations!

21.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0