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@thejenlife.bsky.social

cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler. always hungry. beginner runner(ish). this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.

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Patrick should’ve worked on his internalized racism / identity issues before he went on Love is Blind. This is painful to watch.

07.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ray-Ban Metas & Sora: the stalker's technological dream suite.

07.10.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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showing up to grandpa's will reading like

07.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 55

Get your finances in order. Stretch/walk/move. Ask yourself if you can live with that for the rest of your life? If the answer is a no, then get rid of it/fix it/change it.

06.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My unified theory of political discourse centers around the fact that the quote post was invented in 2015

19.03.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 851    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 28

It’s always a white tesla

06.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not wish to learn about the "protocols" of the social media site I am on. I just want to make lil jokes with my friends and not see nazis. Why is this so hard for anyone who makes a social media site to understand

05.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 657    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9

I’m a bad Korean bc I didn’t realize today was 좔석 (Chuseok) until right now. Oops.

06.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

percussive maintenance is a thing

06.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nose stud is the cutest thing

06.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it is the person I’m thinking of, a quick peek at the following list confirmed my suspicion

06.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a website that says "DISCOVER THE TASTY VERSATILITY OF POTATOES! Europe's favourite since 1536." banner ads say "funded by the european union" and "enjoy - it's from europe."

A screenshot of a website that says "DISCOVER THE TASTY VERSATILITY OF POTATOES! Europe's favourite since 1536." banner ads say "funded by the european union" and "enjoy - it's from europe."

So there's an EU-funded campaign to get millenials to eat potatoes and - I swear to Jesus I'm not making this up - it's slogan is: "Europe's favourite since 1536."

03.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 22
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DOD to cut back on mandatory cybersecurity training Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a new edict this week to relax the mandatory frequency for cybersecurity training at DOD.

The changes are to be β€œimplemented expeditiously,” per Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s directive. defensescoop.com/2025/10/03/d...

03.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Body shimmer, glitter, and sparkles ✨

05.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eating fudge in bed by 11 pm just like god intended

05.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We ordered a tomahawk and it was the best decision

05.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

isn’t the penn state coach the one who chokes on the road to teams they should definitely win against?

04.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are there so many birds

04.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beignetsssss

04.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I just want beignets in my face

04.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Country album cover

04.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He almost doesn’t look real

03.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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teehee

03.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@zebsicle.bsky.social

03.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to get a little fire hydrant thing in the yard for the dogs to aim at and go on before they would.

03.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Idiocracy is available on Netflix and live

03.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

His little tail!!!!

02.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is this from bc it sounds divine

02.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys, I love California. The mountains, the desert, the beaches, and everything in between. This is paradise.

02.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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