jen

jen

@thejenlife.bsky.social

cybersecurity & privacy lawyer. dog butler. feral club rat turned runner. always hungry. this is a collection of my fleeting thoughts.

1,442 Followers 910 Following 6,063 Posts Joined Apr 2023
1 hour ago

I’m surprised this hasn’t been done already

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2 hours ago

Buzzfeed: The Documenticle

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2 hours ago

Are there frozen fried pickles (chips, not spears) that I can just pop in the toaster oven?

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2 hours ago

Phoenix, Denver, Austin, and Nashville transplants seem to have the same vibe

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8 hours ago

Idek who is running for governor except for Katie Porter and Matt Mahan

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10 hours ago

I love my ninja creami. I use it for mango sorbets and froyo all the time. I’m going to test out the slushi function today/this weekend.

It’s also usually on sale at Costco as well…

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10 hours ago

TIL my ninja creami has a slushi and frozen drink setting. I’m going to be a menace with the frozen margs this spring/summer.

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11 hours ago

honestly, for $35, a whole peking duck is not that bad

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11 hours ago

I can’t go to Ranch 99 when I’m hungry bc it’s taking everything I have not to pick up a roasted duck

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1 day ago

Pls. We don’t need a second Peter situation

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1 day ago
A still from a video of a tiny white horse the size of a large dog. Its forelock is braided. It's wearing a little blue vest/cape. It has tiny black booties on it's itty bitty hooves.

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

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1 day ago

I am in dire need of a mission burrito. SoCal does tacos really well but omfg I just want a mission burrito.

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1 day ago

Everything may be terrible but it’s okay to still do things that spark joy.

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1 day ago

Sometimes I do need a giant salad and a green juice

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1 day ago
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Remy loves watermelon

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1 day ago

California didn’t do anything. We certainly didn’t vote for the Cheeto. Leave us alone.

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1 day ago

It’s dry heat though so I’m going to be by the pool once the UV drops

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1 day ago

We have a high of 93° today 🙃

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2 days ago

Going on a dating reality tv show when you have a kid is wild and so irresponsible

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3 days ago

Beige gold coco crush choker. I want. I need.

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3 days ago

Haha I don’t think so? We were up fairly close (and I was stuffing my face) so I didn’t really look up. I sat courtside at a warriors game once and ended up on the broadcast. My friend’s dad has a recording of it lol

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3 days ago

Being around people who take an improv approach to life and are generally happy makes all the difference✨

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3 days ago

It was fantastic—I love a Sunday funday where we let the day take us

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3 days ago

It’s not just me though bc people complain about allergies/scratchy throat/headaches during the Santa Anas. I think it’s bc it picks up a lot of pollen/dust and the weird pressure system. My air purifiers are on auto and they were on high basically all weekend

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3 days ago

That was my one worry bc it was a floor length but with two leg slits but it was actually totally fine. I was going to just buy a hoodie or something if it was cold but it wasn’t at all. We got some funny looks though haha

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3 days ago

Drag brunch with bottomless mimosas turned into let’s get butter cake, which turned into let’s call up the ducks ticket office and see if they’ll get us tix for the game that starts in 30 mins lol

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3 days ago

They did, in fact, do comped tickets last min and that’s how I ended up at a hockey game in a bright pink sundress

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3 days ago

The Santa Anas lol

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3 days ago

I’ve been sneezing all weekend bc of the Santa Anas and thank god it is over bc that was hell.

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5 days ago

In these times, drag brunch makes me believe in humanity again ❤️

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